Conservative firetwig Ben Shapiro, famous for his vacuous takes on all things political, writing some of the worst fiction ever to disgrace the pages of a book, and his complete inability to arouse women, early this morning grappled with Twitter to awkwardly commend President Biden for droning 9-11 mastermind Ayman Al-Zawahri to an ignominious end in Kabul, whilst simultaneously trashing him for the long overdue withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan.
Of course he did.
In other words, it's a really good thing Al-Zawahri is dead, and it's a really really really bad thing that Al-Zawahri's friends and enablers are in charge of the government of the country that hosted Al Qaeda's planning of 9/11 — and that's Biden's fault.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 2, 2022
Below are some of my favorite responses to his fallacious tweet.
*Biden orders the killing of the leader of al-Qaeda*
Ben, scratching head: “How can I find a way to trash Biden for this?”
— Scott Challeen (@ScottChalleen) August 2, 2022
Starting with bad faith always works for Ben.
Yeah, he should be golfing on his ex-wife’s grave with Saudi blood money.
— Phattylumpkin555 (@deesmuttz) August 2, 2022
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
And probably burying a buttload of evidence of his crimes in her coffin.
Your feelings keep getting in the way of the facts. Trump surrendered to then Taliban. And you try to turn a good thing into a bad thing.
— John Locke’s Ghost (@DonPino45) August 2, 2022
Yup
Who surrendered to what now? No matter how many time you repeat the, it'll never be true. pic.twitter.com/SbiALB2KUH
— 🔥𝕄𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖆 𝕍𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖘🔥🤘🏻 (@AntifaDemon) August 2, 2022
🔥🔥🔥
Maybe they need a wall. I bet Trump could get Mexico to build them one.
— pga to the right (@pga_to) August 2, 2022
🤔🤔🤔
You are such a clown. pic.twitter.com/LmLf0bvQ62
— VFM (@VGFM42) August 2, 2022
And a dog and pony show and one of those guys who sweep up after the elephants…
It's really OK to not make this political. It really, really is.
— columnistmike (@columnistmike) August 2, 2022
But that doesn’t pay the bills, Mike.
Gotta pay those bills.
Damn Ben you coping hard. Trump released 5,000 taliban soldiers, Biden eliminates Alqaeda leader. Ironic the week #AgentOrange hosts the Saudi golf tournament this happen. Keep being bitter cause #DarkBrandonRising
— Trevor Pearson (@Trev_P87) August 2, 2022
Another lie without a blink…🤣
— Jewish Guy 🇺🇲🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@ProudJewishMan) August 2, 2022
Republicans:
"The military is "woke" and can't do anything"*Military kills terrorist
Republicans: pic.twitter.com/4OAa6dtIFc
— Double_Anarchy (@Double_Anarchy3) August 2, 2022
Yup
Say goodnight, Ben.
This all over again.pic.twitter.com/6NODLMDPlG
— Dr. Gryndil ⭐️❌🙄🔥🌊 got VAXXED! And WAXED. (@gryndil) August 2, 2022
Dark Brandon does it again #biden #DarkBrandon pic.twitter.com/glMvorruoY
— Sebastian Loreti (@SebastianLoreti) August 1, 2022
Republicans have proven over decades to be much better at messaging so to get and keep power they shit in regular folks lives and smear it all over the place – and convince regular people it was Democrats that covered their lives in shit.
Worse, when Democrats clean up the shit Republicans turn right around and claim credit while simultaneously complaining about Democrat’s “disrupting” things while the cleaning crew is at work – and whining that now they have to smear shit all over everything again!
Pull back the lens of your camera, Denis. That time has passed…along with nearly all of the GOP leadership structure. Twits like Shapiro aspire to be more but barely have the skills to be followers. And folks are onto them.
Eff that camp follower and his idiocy. He reminds of a cut lizard’s tail, twitching out of reflex because it has yet to figure out it’s been separated from the rest. So it is with Shapiro’s crew and mainstream America.
Beta males = Republicans
What a fucking tool.
Had this occurred during a ‘pube administration this clown would have had nothing but praise for such an action. ‘pube hypocrisy, be it ‘pube pol or ‘pube supporter, knows no bounds.
I guess Mr. Shapiro has not yet gotten the message that the Christofascist party does not want his kind (Jewish) around. He must be a masochist to want to belong to a party that wants to see him shunned. Maybe he should call the Log Cabin Rethugs to find out how they do it – support a party that is anti-gay.
Since I am a Shapiro, I’m really embarrassed that Ben happens to be a very distant relative via DNA. He’s a disgrace to the Shapiro line.
Actually, he is a disgrace to the human race as are most conservatives and Republicans.