Despite more than 60 losses in court and more Americans than not heartily sick of hearing drumpf whine about Joe Biden mugging him in 2020, Trump lawyer John Lauro thinks it is a good idea to attempt to convince a D.C. jury and a judge who has been jailing Dec. 6th hooligans right and left for months that his client had a right to send his mob to sack the Capitol his feels told him the election was rigged by Italian satellites, vote by mail and dead South American despots.
Yeah, John, that’s gonna work out well for ya.
They finally found the evidence! Beamed directly from the mothership!
— StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) August 2, 2023
When lawyers are more concerned about their on-camera/media time than the actual law, they're all going to look like a Giuliani in the end.
— Guexx which app sux (@PatRWilliamson) August 2, 2023
"We will piss the judge off from the get-go." Nice defense. What do you charge an hour for this brilliant defense, John?
— Laura Resists 🟧🌊🇺🇸🌻 (@Lauraseriously1) August 2, 2023
She’s teed off just reading this.
Losing in court more than 60 times wasn’t enough, I guess.
— Francesca Diasio 🌺 (@Francesca1Diasi) August 2, 2023
I suppose you’ll be calling Rudy, the MyPillow guy and the rest of the Kraken team to the stand. Cuz that went real well first time around 🤡
— DeltaV (@DashVata) August 2, 2023
So they plan on putting on an evidence-free defense. Great strategy.
— just another bob (@BobWils99) August 2, 2023
Good grief. I think the supposed 2020 election issues are outside the scope of this indictment. Whether the election was fraudulent or not trump had no right to conspire to change the outcome. He had legal avenues to follow if he suspected fraud. He did. Nothing was found amiss.
— Have the t (@Havethet1) August 2, 2023
Forensic thermostat experts getting their best suits ready.
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) August 2, 2023
John Lauro: pic.twitter.com/bqRKAWqM2c
— Jeff Ralston 🥧🥧🍻💉 (@JeffR914) August 2, 2023
— Patrick D. White (@whitepatrick) August 2, 2023
If this is Lauro’s plan, he had better rethink.
Of course there is no defense of Trump’s actions… actions which Jack Smith will prove in court, so I guess they have to try something.