Remember when Mark Twain said, “Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.” He should have added this tag — “Republicans do not blush, but God knows they should.” But Twain was a Republican himself, or at least his brother Orion was. Orion was given the position of Secretary of State of the then-territory of Nevada, which became a state on Halloween of 1864, by Abraham Lincoln.
Those colorful figures were Republicans and God knows today’s Republicans are colorful too, the way gangsters are colorful. And Donald Trump is nothing if not colorful, literally and in every sense of the word.
Here is Louie Gohmert’s latest tomfoolery, which he puts forth without the slightest scintilla of shame. Gohmert is running for attorney general of Texas and wants you to vote for him because Ken Paxton may be headed to the slammer. Louie has looked up the law on this and here’s what he wants you to know.
This is a good one. Gohmert is trying to save the seat because he knows what a crook Paxton is and how he’ll probably be indicted — again, we might add. He was indicted in 2015.
I keep wondering what the Republicans can do to bottom this, but I’m afraid to ask. There is no low they won’t go.
Isn’t that one hell of a way to run a party? Have candidates in the wings, understudies, in case the lead candidate gets indicted by the feds and/or carted off. Hell of a plan.
Just when you thought the political situation in Texas couldn’t get any worse, you see this. In-phuquing-credible.
Louie, honey, based on your performance in Congress – you aren’t qualified for the job.
Louie Gohmert, aka The Stupidest man in Congress, is actually an attorney!!??!!??
Let me guess…..his degree is from Trump University.
He is also a doppelgänger for Gargamel from the Smurfs.
*smirk*
How low can they go? If I’m wrong and there is a heaven and hell Satan has got to be one pissed off dude. I can hear him screaming every day something like “What? I have to make the fucking hole deeper AGAIN?”
The Republicans prove everyday that Satan is the laziest fallen angel. He’s the maytag repair man. What banality or maliciousness or evil deed could he conjure that Trump & his party haven’t already done? Must be why he got his ass kicked out of God’s presence.
If there is a Satan I figure sometimes he feels like the people at The Onion – as in “how am I supposed to keep up this this shit?”