Are you reading this story on the internet? Yes? That’s because Donald Trump made it possible. Are you breathing air while you read? Trump is responsible for that, too. You know all about the windmills and the birds, right, how do you think Cantaloupe Caligula figured all that out, unless he controls the air? And as to Jesus — listen, that guy would have no brand left, no ratings, nothing without the Great Orange One, okay? I mean, really.

The Christian Broadcasting Network did an interview with Trump, which is being aired today.

It would be easier if you asked what didn’t he take credit for. The list would be shorter.

You might want to bookmark this and drag it out after David Perdue goes down in flames.

And now he’s getting spirit messages from Walt Disney. I was hoping he would say Disney was in one of the freezers at Mar-a-Lago, but no such luck.

Here we go with abortion and the Supreme Court.

Now this is comical. Somebody has been pretending to be Dan Scavino and selling fake Trump cards.

I do recall that the Bible said something about beware of false prophets. I wonder if the person giving that admonition ever had a glimpse of a future where there would be two, count ’em two, Christian propaganda channels having little or nothing to do with the actual religion whose name it bears. There’s this one and Trinity Broadcasting Network — and perhaps smaller ones, but those are the big two. And I’m willing to go out on a limb here and state that if Jesus was here the last person he would endorse for office is Donald Trump.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Trump has more and more of the Evangelical types praying to him or in his name instead of to their Jeebus. He likes saviors that didn’t get themselves executed. And wonders what kind of a god would allow his own son to be nailed up on a cross to die. (Yes, I know how huge the irony is that he would throw his own sons and even wannabe princess Ivanka under the bus in a heartbeat – and feed the mess left into a wood chipper for good measure. But this is Trump and his delusional followers we’re talking about and logic & reason are “hateful liberal thinking” so they run from it like vampires from sunlight.)

  2. People in the future, provided there are any left, will be leveling a great deal of ridicule at our country after seeing/reading about all of this. They will be wondering aloud at just how stupid americans were.

  3. I am Canadian, and I will fully admit that we don’t have it all together as a country or a government, but it is incredibly alarming to see the total nut jobs that Americans have put their faith in. Is there something in your water?

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