No budget movies have been known to yield some comic jewels. I’m sure you all remember Mystery Science Theater 3000 from the 90’s. Likewise, low budget ads shown late at night for phone sex and dating services were pretty comical as well.
But you’re going to have to dig far down in the cultural dumpster to find something to rival this gem.
As much as I can’t stand the sight of Stephen Miller, I wish this went for longer than :20 because it is a scream.
Stephen Miller says the “radical left” is systematically destroying America, but if you send him money, he will stop it. pic.twitter.com/SALQrwRZfU
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) May 4, 2022
Now what will America First Legal do for us, friends? Well, for us, it will do nothing, that’s a given, what will it do for the grifters using it as their latest scam?
- Pay off the mortgage on Castle Dracula which is where Miller lives, right?
- Pay off Donnie Trump’s $10K per day fine from the court. (Ouch!)
- Help Stephen invest in some spray on hair, or alternatively hair implants, or alternatively a baseball cap?
- Pay off Stephen’s parents for his cell phone?
- Get plenty of jars of paste, like Stephen used to eat in grade school?
- Get Stephen a really fast car, because Brad Parscale got one and a fancy house and a boat and everything before he went batshit and the cops came?
- You fools, all of the above! And covered in swastikas, as well! Ya vull!
Interesting that Miller is running America First Legal, which you would think from the name would have something to do with law and lawyers, right? He’s a speechwriter. He has a B.A. and a mean spirit and that’s the extent of his professional training. But he sure makes it sound like he’s heading up some legal juggernaut, Sidney Powell’s Kraken on steroids.
Maybe somebody is dumb enough to send him money. Last I heard he was expecting another kid. Great example he’s setting for them. “And what does your father do for a living?” “He goes on TV and begs for money to destroy groups of people that don’t exist.”
I think that job title is “fraudster.”
I seem to recall he did actually try the spray on hair thing. It didn’t go well for him. Maybe not quite as bad as Rudy looking like transmission fluid was leaking from his head, but memorably laughable.
As for the paste, perhaps he liked eating it so much that when he was exploring some abandoned building looking for a hideout (trust me – little boys do such shit) he found a whole mess of old, congealed lead-based paint and thought he’d scored the mother load. Eating a bunch of cans of that stuff would explain an awful lot about him.
Miller would seriously be perfect if you wanted to do a remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show. He wouldn’t need makeup, nothing. Just turn on the camera.
As Riff Raff I presume. I also think the “floor show” scene would have Maddy Cawthorne DEMANDING to be Dr. Scott!
Transmission fluid! Good one Denis. You made me laugh. Thanks!