The ink is barely dry on the Rudy Giuliani/Manhattan Madam public relations contract and what do we see? We see Rudy out there trying to make a buck by conjuring up Cameo appearances. Could this be at the Madam’s advice and behest? If so, what’s next? Rudy giving hand jobs at the local truck stops and Greyhound bus stations?
I mean, look who’s giving advice to whom and what the whom has to work with and how much money he needs to raise for legal fees and this all starts to make sense.
Here, take a look and listen, see if you can see your way clear to pay Rudy to talk to your loved ones. If your reaction is to pay him not to talk to your loved ones, let him know that. He’ll take your money in either case.
Rudy has a new Cameo ad: “Particularly with Father’s Day coming up – a Happy Father’s Day greeting? Or if you’d like some words of encouragement, motivation, getting through the difficult times .. just call on me.” pic.twitter.com/Ij6QDwYK9v
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 5, 2022
It’s a step up from “Will Work For Food” but not much of one.
I like the comment about burial attire. Here’s my thought: We get Mike Pence dressed up as a mortician and he and Rudy can do a skit in a mortuary, where Pence is out back busy burying his political career, when he runs into Rudy coming out of a grave. Rudy tells him how he escaped from a Victorian mental hospital back in the 1880s and has been living in graveyards ever since. And they can put that on Cameo, kind of a cross between a Cameo greeting and a podcast, One Step Beyond the GOP, or What Happens When You Have One Foot In the Political Grave and You Meet Donald Trump.
What do you think? If any of you are Hollywood agents, this keyboard is always for hire.
If Lorne Michaels were to see your suggestion about a skit he’d want to do it on SNL! Sadly, with Kate McKinnon having left the cast I don’t know who’d they’d be able to come up with to play Rudy but you never know.
(Oh, and as you know I don’t twitter but among the things he could shill is whatever product he used to plug the leaks in his head. Not that keeping all that nasty transmission fluid in his cranium does much good.)
He could shill for whoever does his upper teeth.
you would think that he could afford implants, not mere dentures.
How come his friend and ally tRUMP isn’t coming to his defense? After all Gilliani helped spread the big lie. Is it possible that tRUMP doesn’t give a shit?