Donald Trump taught us that life is but a TV show and he was only partly right. The MAGAs, all riled up and ready to go to war, now show us that life is a video game. Take a look at two of MAGA world’s finest, getting ready to face the enemy. And if they just don’t shoot each other, they might be dangerous.
Some guys really need to stick to video games. pic.twitter.com/0I9xEhsSdb
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 30, 2021
I can’t see enough detail to see if these guys are wearing some kind of ear covering. I can tell you from having fired guns myself at a range, the noise is abysmal. You need to cover your ears. And I never had some clown standing behind me, firing a piece within inches of my head, so I cannot imagine what that must be like.
Little boys in grown mens bodies playing soldier, with real guns. What can go wrong, right?
Their commander ready for the Battle of Freedom Fry Hill. pic.twitter.com/0mlulRdezV
— Tony (@tony15202) August 30, 2021
This is the New Civil War. You spend the morning doing very important MAGA drill exercises and those who survive go to chow down on a hearty lunch of junk food and talk that locker room talk with their commander in chief. Then back to the MAGA Clubhouse to listen to some RWNJ preacher talk crazy, for the spiritual touch. Then a few hours of video games at night, just to sharpen up that hand/eye coordination. Then smoke some pot and watch porn. Then get up and do it all over again.
This is your well regulated militia in action, folks.
As an extra added bonus, watch it with Benny Hill music. If you laughed before, you’ll be screaming now.N
Better with Benny Hill music. Just sayin’. ? pic.twitter.com/XsqEihDuwI
— DON’T L?K ETHEL!!! (@TheStreak68) August 30, 2021
Nonya linked to this in the comments below. It can’t embed in a comment, but I’m putting it here, because it does fit.
Can’t see ear protectors. (I’ve worn them. While driving a garden tractor/mower. Sitting right behind that engine is a bit noisy. Also had on shades, a baseball cap, and overalls.)
Please proceed idjits.
“Somewhere, Darwin is laughing”
Says it all.
Both need to lose about 30 years and 50 pounds.
I started using ear muff style protectors in any training situation where they were practical. However, starting out they gave us these orange ear plugs that you inserted into the ear canal. In fact, during “range week” they had a sew a set into our covers (hats) (a boot string was cut with one end sewn to the hat and one to each earplug) to make sure they’d be handy and that range instructors could be sure we both had them and were using them when on the firing line.
So maybe, just maybe these wannabes were using those kind but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were of the “Ah don’t need no eer protecter junk” types. As for that turning around I’m thinking WTF? Is that their version of being “cool” or “badass?” One behind the other changing magazines and then stepping around in front as the other reloads is perhaps a technique worth practicing, a modern version of musket days when one rank would fire and kneel to reload while the one behind them took aim and fired. But this was comical and the Benny Hill music is entirely appropriate.
Hell of a way to part your hair, rock hard head, provided by thick walled skull, probably flattened the bullet … ,”let’s try that again, only this time, use that box of blanks instead of our armor-piercing, cop killing specials …”,.
If these guys are part of “The Storm” we won’t even need umbrellas. LOL!
I gotta say, watching this makes me realize we have less to worry about from the magat army than I originally thought-and I didn’t worry much to begin with. Stupidity is what happened on January 6th. Had anyone with any brains been involved in that cluster-f*ck, we might no longer have our republic. This is why I tend not to worry about supposed revolutions performed by RWNJ’s; they’re all idiots.