Think of Honey Boo Boo Thompson on steroids and acid and that gives you the flavor of what you’re about to see. They may think Donald Trump is “just like them” but the fact is he wouldn’t let these two on the grounds at Mar-a-Lago to pick up his McDonald’s wrappers.
It’s a one way relationship, folks. We don’t know how to explain it to you any better. The psychologists call it “parasocial” and that means that you have an intimate relationship with this public figure, Trump, but he doesn’t know you’re alive, nor does he care.
We do get that you identify with him because he’s the lowest common denominator that politics in this country ever hit. That, we are painfully aware of.
“He’s just like us.” pic.twitter.com/NGH0XUxXJd
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) June 6, 2022
Maybe they’ve got the rhythm, but I’ve got the blues.
Alright, class, let’s take a vote:
- Ma and Pa Kettle have dinner with their cutout every night;
- Ma and Pa Kettle have a three way with their cutout every night;
- Ma and Pa Kettle take their cutout everywhere with them in the truck;
- The dog pisses on the cutout, because he’s the only one with a lick of sense.
It’s time for me to close the laptop and go out into the real world. When the material gets this strange, that’s God’s way of telling you to take a break. Sometimes the stuff that comes up on the screen is so weird that you begin to wonder if the computer is possessed. This is one of those times.
That is definitely a still on the truck and those little jars are filling with moonshine. Notice too, how that cut out is at least 60lbs thinner than the real thing. Pure delusion.
At least he’s not all muscled up and dressed as Superman. Thanks for small favors, right?
They dance like they were taught it’s going to send them straight to hell.
They dance like they saw the chickens do.
He’s “parasocial” because he’s a parasite…in every sense of the word.
This is the 5th Avenue crowd, the ones he said who would still vote if he killed somebody on 5th Avenue.
It could be parody at that.I was taking it for gospel intill Pa scratched his nether quarters That seemed a little … disrespectful.
We live in a post parody world. You can’t tell anymore.