What would we do for comic relief if it wasn’t for Mike Lindell? His psychosis is probably a burden to those around him but to America at large it’s the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
You recall that Lindell filed his latest useless suit in Arizona. It will not surprise you that the suit has gone nowhere. No, the surprise would be if it had gone somewhere. We fully expected it to follow the rest of the 60 plus defeated joke suits into the Big Lie circular file.
But Lindell is not to be dissuaded from his holy quest of returning Trump to the White House. No, Sir, not he. He’s got a new plan now and it involves Elon Musk.
After striking out with state AGs and the courts, Mike Lindell has a new plan to reinstate Trump: “Elon Musk, if you’re listening .. I’d like to sit down with Elon myself, one-on-one, and show him in a 15 min presentation .. You flew to the moon .. here’s the cyber stuff.” pic.twitter.com/WXpPoB1hi2
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) May 16, 2022
Elon is easily-pilled. He knows if he could just corner him in seclusion for 20 minutes, Elon will walk out of there sounding like Sidney Powell.
— Democrates, Esteemed Philosopher (@abfabsabs) May 16, 2022
The response from Elon has just been released pic.twitter.com/kaTru7FYPw
— Dad Of 4A's (@4a_of) May 16, 2022
Elon flew to the moon in Mike’s dream last night — and he didn’t even need a space suit or a ship, he just flew like in the Matrix. And when Elon got to the moon — which is covered in nice, cushy, My Pillows, Mike will have you to know — he pushed a button in a rock and a big TV screen slid out of a mountain.
And on that screen was a picture of the White House and people happy and dancing and smiling and giving one another high fives and 60% off codes. And then Mike woke up.
So you see, Elon, Mike had a prophetic dream and you’re the star. Get off the moon now, and go to work.