I guess that oratorical skill, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Either that, or Alex Jones has a severe hearing problem, or a severe cognitive problem, or both.

Jones went out of his way to compliment Donald Trump, Jr. on his speaking skills. He compared him to Martin Luther King and Joel Osteen. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard those two put in the same sentence and alongside Junior? Ho boy.

As usual, you can’t make this stuff up.

Seeing is believing. Here’s one of Junior’s latest broadcasts from the basement, or wherever he does these things. You see if this has the evocative power of MLK’s I Have A Dream speech.

And let me know which quotes from this fine piece of oratory will live on for many decades and inspire the young. I really would like to know.

And here’s Alex Jones in one of his better moments.

Why would anybody think Jones is on coke after a performance like that? Just asking.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. I think I have figured this out – in the space in his head where his brain should be there is a schizophrenic monkey infected with rabies. (I think it happened when he slept on Lindell’s personal pillow and some of the secretions from the one in Lindell’s head wormed into Jones’ ear and gestated. Or maybe it was the other way around…)

  2. After u snort the snow, everyone cleans up the residue & licks it clean. Once ur mouth is numb from the immediate effect, ur mouth doesn’t work quite as well for a while. My advice? Hey frosty. Take a few minutes to get ur mouth working before u turn on the camera. Now. I’ve fixed ur mouth problem. I guess you’ll have to join the scarecrow to find a brain. I hear the great & powerful Oz can help. He noted that some people do a lot of talking without one. Uh oh.

  3. I can’t speak to the issue of drugs, legal or otherwise, but I will say that it’s his large teeth that are causing the problem. Whatever it was that was done to them to render them cosmetically acceptable resulted in their being too large for his mouth. His mouth doesn’t close easily across and up and down his teeth. It’s a very slight, but noticeable facial problem. I think the trumps have all had extensive dental work done. Donald Sr.’s look the best of them all. Which isn’t saying much.

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