Has Donald Trump ever seen his own face? And have you ever noticed that no matter how much Trump hates a man, he doesn’t comment on his “body” or “looks.”

Maybe I’m different than most, but on the wonderful occasions throughout a lifetime when I’ve been with someone, I’ve never had to pay her to deny it, and that’s especially true when try as I might, nothing ever did happen. Now, Donald Trump wants people to believe that he paid Stormy Daniels $130K not to make up a story about her and him having sport sex. Or something like that.

Follow this logic:

With murders and violent crime surging like never before in New York City, the Radical Left Manhattan D.A., Alvin Bragg, just leaked to the Fake News Media that they are still going after the Stormy ”Horseface” Daniels Bull….!Working closely with the Weaponized Justice Department, this is a continuation of the Greatest Witch Hunt of all time. They long ago missed the Statute of Limitations, & I recently won big money against “Stormy” in the 9th Circuit – NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR. This is old news!

Right.

I guess it’s all in the definition of “affair,” and – granted, it more often than not connotes hot passion for weeks, months, whatever, and not the one-night stand. Trump’s misogyny on this almost curls around to comedy. Stormy is able to pull of “very pretty” and “cute” – which is a tough, tough crossover, and everyone knows it, yet Trump says he was willing to have a one-night affair with a “horse face.” (Disgusting man)

So maybe not an “affair.” But the big FG is lying through his teeth again because the bigger the lie, the more the MAGAs will believe. He’s really cranky lately. I keep telling myself that it’s because the feds are closing in. Fanni Willis may be closing in, but I’m very slowly losing hope that we’ll see DOJ attempt any “J” with respect to Trump. It makes me cranky.

Stormy, however, is a hero to me. Her work is more honest than anything Trump has ever done. She and her bravery are what opened everything up in New York. Remember “Individual One”? Individual two was charged and put in prison. Individual one is thumbing posts, denying reality with increasing anger. It’s a bad look for a candidate. Regardless, I’m a huge Stormy fan, even though I don’t have much interest in her professional work. She’s been very brave and brought about a lot of justice. She also seems pretty cool.

Perhaps now that he’s running for president, it’s important that his voters know that he didn’t have an affair with Stormy? Things must be different for Trump… he creates his own reality. In this case, I wish he was right. He doesn’t deserve her.
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17 COMMENTS

  1. Of course!! Trump is known for sending $130,000 to every “horse-faced” woman he has never met!! He is such a philanderer — OOPS! I meant philanthropist?

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  2. Might have to argue here. I think Ms Daniels did the country a disservice when she took the money and kept quiet, as opposed to throwing out the info before the November 2016 Election. Would it have made a difference? Not with my vote or yours, but maybe the Sunday School crowd might have voted a bit different on Tuesday.

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    • It is a fair point. However, if the “Grab ’em by the ****” thing didn’t stop the Sunday school crowd, it’s hard to imagine how a one-night stand would. Trump even thought about not paying her because he thought his voters might find it cool that he was with a porn star.

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      • No telling how many “evangelicals” have fantasized about having their own tryst with Ms. Daniels or some other adult actress. It’s funny that when crusaders were trying to find venues for prosecuting & setting precedent to stamp out porn using the legal “community standards” standard they had so much trouble because even in bible belt place, even freaking UTAH porn rentals and purchases were through the roof compared to “liberal” areas!

        So it wasn’t what we think of as an affair. It was just good old fashioned cheating with a woman with the looks to be a pretty well known and employed adult actress. While no money changed hands it was transactional, she let him pump her for a few minutes and in return he’d give her a shot on his show or promote her career in some way. The thing is, Trump had a thing for Playboy models (and had an actual affair with one that we know of) and porn gals. Daniels is the only one that came forward, but it was well known Trump pursued them and offered cash. I gather most didn’t want his money but it’s a safe bet some of them said what the hell. If they were willing to boink some sleaze (and some of the guys – think Ron Jeremy for example – are pure sleaze) then I can see some of them saying what the hell and doing Trump.

  3. Notice how “greatest witch hunt in history” keeps happening in stumpy’s world? I wonder which one he really thinks is the greatest.

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  4. Since when did hiring a prostitute become known as ‘having an affair’? It’s a business transaction, something TFG does all the time, but with this one, TinyHands McNoDick was willing to pay $130K to keep it quiet. And Horseface? Excuse me, but who is it that has a face that looks like a baboon’s ass??? Glass houses? Throwing stones?

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    • She said she didn’t take any money. I guess it was more of an adventure for her, but I think he left money on the drawer. But if his defense is “I never had an affair” when it was a paid fck, well – that’s a weak defense.

      And I think she’s pretty and refreshing. She is also brave. She worked in porn and went against the president of the U.S., that’s a strong woman. I refuse to put her down on that decision alone. And even if she was a paid f***, that’s STILL more honest work than he does.

  5. He didn’t have an affair with her. That would mean he had to care for her. She was just a paid f*ck while Melania was pregnant. As were all the other women he f*cked. Some paid, some assaulted. Calling her horseface exposes him even more. So……..he’ll f*ck anyone with a vagina, no matter how they look. Well then, E. Jean Carroll, has a strong case. She’s not a bad looking woman (especially when she was younger!) but he says he would never have sex with her. Nah……he’d f*ck her though.

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  6. Rachel Maddow is covering how rosenstein & barr pared down 40 pages of the indictment down to 21 taking out references to trump(individual one), even after they told the court he was guilty of several felonies. Barr then squashed it and fought to reverse the Cohen plea. Evidence he’s guilty? You betcha. Bergman’s new book outlines the fascist move by barr’s DOJ & they tell the state prosecutors from pursuing it. However today the Manhatten DA’s office impaneled a grand jury to review the hush money case. Evidence? You betcha!!! LOCK HIS ASS UP!!!!!!!!

  7. Donny “Pig Vomit” Trump illegally used campaign funds to pay a woman (who wouldn’t give the obese pig the time of day without $$$$) to hush up about his paying her to spank his bovine butt.

    When the police throw this thug into the back of a paddy wagon, please don’t be too nice. Don’t worry about him hitting his head. You can take the hand away, OK?

  8. I dunno. Stormy is far better looking than Melanoma. Her face isn’t pulled so tight that she can only squint and her mouth isn’t left in a.permanent scowl.of discontent. Sure, her implants are a,tad overdone, but not that much more than the worst first lady in.my lifetime, maybe ever in American history.
    The only thing Donnie Donuts got right is that it wasn’t an affair,just a one night stand.

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