Talk about a Freudian slip on steroids, this is it right here. Donald Trump is 78 years old today. As part of his birthday celebration he’s speaking before MAGAs in Palm Beach. One of the things that he predicted was “we’re gonna have a big beautiful iron dome over our country.” We presume Vladimir told him that. And we presume Vladimir explained to him what that meant. Or somebody did. But apparently what Trump got out of it was something more along the lines of that Stephen King show, Under the Dome, i.e., a literal dome. Not transparent, though, but one made out of iron.

He doesn’t get what that term, “iron dome” means. Or maybe he does and he thinks he’s Iron Man and will fly around the Iron Dome. It will make a great digital trading card, that’s for certain. Speaking of how digital things work:

Bitcoin is made out of iron too, isn’t it? Zircon, maybe? Okay, rhinestone? And then we’re back to Trump’s Greatest Hits, starting with the cognitive test. But it’s not playing as well as it used to.

That last one has got Cheung, LaCivita, Wiles, the lot of them gasping for breath and reaching for tranquilizers, unless I miss my guess. That is stupid. It also is terrific Democratic ad fodder. Thank you, Donald! I’m sure high fives are going on all over the DNC right now. And did you know CNN is running for president. I didn’t know that. Did you know that?

You see? The rest of us think the match up is Biden/Trump with a few votes splintered off to RFK, Jr., Jill Stein, etc.

Um….Donald? There are headlines. Plenty of headlines. Your human printer doesn’t bring you those stories because she doesn’t want to clean ketchup off of her shoes anymore. But the stories are there.

Trump talks about his absentee wife, even when giving a speech in the same town. Seriously, how much effort would it be for the woman to get dressed and come to this rally tonight? And OMG, are you ready for this?

That’s all, folks, as they used to see at the end of Looney Tunes cartoons. Fox News may have a chyron talking about the Greatest Come Back In Political History, bla bla, but the bottom line is that even they know this is a big nothing burger.

Where’s the beef, Donald? Donald’s got a beef with everyone but when it comes to providing the beef, i.e., substance, there is nothing. There is his tired Catskills comic act. But we’re glad to know, elated in fact, that he doesn’t need any votes. He’s got so many votes. That’s a wonderful thing. I hope Trump enjoys it when this part of his speech is blasting back to him via Lincoln Project, Meidas Touch, somebody else who does political ads.

 

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  2. sounding more like a clueless nazi dictator every goddamn day! Hey you rich lawyers/judges…when are you going to lock this fascist serial killer up?????

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  3. He’s truly delusional, but he does seem to grasp the probable outcome of the debate on June 27th. In an interview with Steve Gruber on America’s Voice Live, he said he might lose the debate on purpose because Biden was doing badly in the polls and he didn’t want him to be replaced.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-2024-debate-claim_n_666bea9ee4b0dabf8cf730ae

    So he trashed his convention city, he told non-MAGA voters he didn’t need theirs, and he’s planning on tossing the debate. In his mind everything is going swimmingly. What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Tossing the debate, that’s rich. Just how would anyone know the difference from his usual debating “skills” and him deliberately f*cking up a debate? When you don’t have debate skills, and he has none, you’re f*cking up by showing up. Although, given how mind-boggling stupid he is and how bad a debater he has shown himself to be, just what does he think constitutes throwing the debate? There are D.D. folks who haven’t the ability to speak (only make unintelligible noises), cannot perform any personal care (and must wear diapers their entire lives), cannot even feed themselves–these people could debate Von Shitzinpants, and win, on his best days–it is almost frightening to think of just how horrific he would be on a stage while in the midst of deliberately throwing a debate.

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