Donald Trump is either having a brainstorm or a brain fart. This is probably just another one of the latter, which break out into the world regularly, carrying policy and piffle in equal measure into the public discourse.
As you know, Trump is denying that any Chinese balloons ever passed over the United States during his term of office.
Those killjoys at the Pentagon are saying something different. They’re saying it happened three times, in fact. And that is completely plausible. Balloons and satellites are part of the world in which we live. All major powers have them collecting data. This is not news, except to the reality TV actor.
That’s right, Donald. They never would have. Now take your meds and lie down. There’s a good boy.
Donald has gotten it into his “mind” that the balloon had people onboard. Seriously.
Again, not sure where he’s going with this. Is he saying that Joe Biden executed Chinese nationals, whether knowingly or unknowingly? And where is he getting the billion dollar figure? That would be interesting to know.
Since we deal with Mastermind Trump, you never know.
Now here’s a crack that Junior made and my instinct is that Daddy is not going to be amused. I think Daddy is going to be pissed, in fact.
Not gonna lie… this is funny. pic.twitter.com/KBnQmPBMUe
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 5, 2023
Trump couldn’t send this to Beijing if he wanted to. It belongs to the Museum of London.
It intrigues me that Junior would point this image out for accolade, when of all of the images of his father, this is likely the most pitiful derisive, eclipsing the digital trading cards, which also meet that description. Fascinating, as Mr. Spock would say.
Well, considering he had probably been “imbibing” and had the customarily loose lips (and brain), he acknowledged a personal truth.
Something tells me Junior is going to get his allowance cut off! How’s he going to pay for bullshit videos like the one where he claims to have bagged a tuna twice as big as he is?
Oh, and I just thought of this – Trump has a new campaign pledge he can make. He can claim when he’s back in the WH he’ll establish “Balloon Force” as the newest branch of the Armed Forces. And it will of course be the BEST! Nothing else will come close. It will be the greatest Ballon Force in history!
Jr. hates his old man. What child wouldn’t? Of course all the dreams of playing with frosty in the south American snow won’t fix that. It just stuffs down the rage. Kill a chained up lion! Pretend you caught a large tuna with 10lb test and can hold it upright with just one hand! Show that bastard who’s the biggest man. You or daddy flying around in a diaper! No fucking contest…sniff…sniff. Now let the numbness take you there. Booyah!
the former guy is unhappy about the balloon getting more attention than him.
That’s because it’s better looking and smarter.