Ok all, I’m pretty sure you know I did a piece on this before, but this is different! The Tangerine Palpatine is grifting his followers again with “Trump Christmas Merchandise”. The man has no shame. And no taste.
Okay, I don’t even know where to start. How about Stocking Stuffers? Uuuuugh. The least expensive thing I found was a Maga Hat, gold bar, or Trump sticker, and those are $8.00. But SOME of these things, and this is just stocking stuffers, make me cringe. A Patriotic Potholder is $14.00. For a *pot holder*. You can get those for a few bucks at any Dollar store, even if they don’t have the stylized Santa with a flag logo on them. But WHO CARES????? It’s A. Pot. Holder. Now, let’s move on to some of the other things. There are quite a few pieces of over-priced jewelry. For example, there’s a pearl bracelet that looks very similar to one you might find in a jewelry store, for $175.00. Really? Those are easily available for a substantially lower cost. There’s a Trump beaded coin purse for $28.00. Or socks for $22.00. SOCKS. JUST. SOCKS. They have stars and the Trump name on them. No. Just … no.
I think this is the best so far. A Sapphire Mar-A-Lago tile bracelet. $72.00. WHO. CARES. about Mar-A-Lago tile? Not me, that’s for sure! And we’re still in stocking stuffers!
I promise there is a LOT more in here that I haven’t described to you. I’m only picking the most annoying or ridiculous ones (to me). Last but not least, a glass ornament with the numbers 45 and 47 on them. $35.00. Who. Cares.
Are you bored yet? Or impatient to get to the good part? Well, depending on your point of view there is NO good part. But I’m mean. Or something. Let me poke through the site a little bit and see if I can find the most stupidly expensive item. I’ll give you the URL later. I’m *sure* you want to see all this for yourself! *cough*nonsense*cough*
Oh mercy. I’m sure this isn’t the most expensive item. You can get a pickleball paddle for $180.00. I only want it if I can use it on *him* right? *snort* “Gifts for the Patriot” lol wat?
……American flag short PJ set. $92.00. Urgh. This is getting worse the more I look at it, and I’m not sure I can stand looking at much more. A 3D ornament of Trump Tower in Chicago $65.00.
So far the biggest thing has been a Limited Edition Trump Golf Bag at $675.00. Why am I not surprised?
Alright folks, I’m running out of funny and need to go take a shower to get the slime off myself after looking through the grift masquerading as something “you” need. You can find more here. Seeya!
He supposedly had a watch priced at $100,000.00. Yes one hundred thousand. Made at least partially in china.
Those “watches” were a way for non-US citizens to avoid campaign finance laws.
You know, they MADE Jimmy Carter sell the family farm when he became President. He couldn’t be ‘involved in business’.
Haven’t we come a long way since then?
Mostly, it seems, down.
So who is “they?” No one “made” Jimmy Carter divest from his family business. Actually, he put his business into a blind trust and didn’t sell it until after he left office. Jimmy Carter did what he did because, now this may seem like an alien concept with today’s Republican Party, it was the RIGHT THING TO DO to avoid even the appearance of conflict of interest.
Part of the problem with the grotesque conflict of interests we find ourselves in with the Orange Shit Stain is that there is no enforcement mechanism other than impeachment. Trump is a walking violator of Constitutional Emoluments clauses but the Republican criminal enterprise doesn’t give a rat’s azz about it.
Ms Fenyx,
Why is this part 2? Part 2 of what?
Why act like people are annoyed with you? Why pretend people are nagging you & then tell them to hush?
I really don’t get your sense of humor …. Oh well!
My you’re the sensitive one. I thought everyone had their own sense of humor, which explains why some people laugh and some don’t at a joke. Lighten up. This is a marathon…not a sprint.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
Hi Scotty The Slayer! Yes, Chaplin was a genius 🙂
One of the few who can make you cry with laughter without a word being spoken.
I’m waiting for a gift I can actually use…a personalized Ak-47…with initialized ammo. Hey FBI…just kidding. We’ve already spent significant time together and you found nothing then, so don’t bother with me…I never did like beauracrats with guns. Boys playing solider…how phucking cute. You’d be doing yourself a favor to get out now before Patel has you rounding up citizens for not accepting a dictator.
Oh…I forgot…put me on that list, but expect the same from me as last time…laughing at your guns, sunglasses being worn indoors, the repetitive questions, your self importance, and your paper tiger efforts at intimidation. I told you then and I repeat: either shoot me, arrest me, or just shut the phuck up and put me back on the street. We know which one was chosen. I forgot to mention…when you grow up with a gun in your face held by a raging drunk…you boys are too little too late. When Patel deputizes the Maga cult, and fires YOU…better have a backup plan. You’re welcome for the heads up. See? I told you I’m a true patriot. Good luck. Trump merchandise will be given to you on your way out the door. Maybe a fake badge or some golden sneakers. Ahhh…Christmas in America.
AK-47? Trump likes 47 on his merchandise.
How soon before he starts selling a Trump 47 Assault rifle?