The must read piece of the day has just shown up on the internet, friends. It is the lawsuit that Donald J. Trump filed against his political enemies in U.S. District Court, evidently in some spasm of paranoid rage and/or a desire to take the spotlight off of Joe Biden, who is making history in Europe right now endeavoring to keep world peace. Trumpty doesn’t like that one bit.
He knew it would take a dramatic flourish to steal Uncle Joe’s thunder and by gosh, he found one.
Here are the first two paragraphs of the introduction. You can read the entire thing here.
The writing is B-grade melodrama, but who else would take a job doing legal writing for Trump but a hack?
1. In the run-up to the 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton and her cohorts
orchestrated an unthinkable plot – one that shocks the conscience and is an affront to this nation’s democracy. Acting in concert, the Defendants maliciously conspired to weave a false narrative that their Republican opponent, Donald J. Trump, was colluding with a hostile foreign sovereignty. The actions taken in furtherance of their scheme—falsifying evidence, deceiving law enforcement, and exploiting access to highly-sensitive data sources – are so outrageous, subversive and incendiary that even the events of Watergate pale in comparison.
2. Under the guise of ‘opposition research,’ ‘data analytics,’ and other political
stratagems, the Defendants nefariously sought to sway the public’s trust. They worked together with a single, self-serving purpose: to vilify Donald J. Trump. Indeed, their far-reaching conspiracy was designed to cripple Trump’s bid for presidency by fabricating a scandal that would be used to trigger an unfounded federal investigation and ignite a media frenzy.
Donald Trump has filed a sprawling RICO case against Hillary Clinton and others, alleging a conspiracy to make him look compromised by Russia.
— Jan Wolfe (@JanNWolfe) March 24, 2022
Jan Wolfe works for Reuters and they’re not exactly a partisan rag. This is actually sitting in a courthouse somewhere.
You can’t make this stuff up. I may have that inscribed on my tombstone, Hand to God, because it is the theme of this insane life we live nowadays in America. You can’t make this stuff up.