What can we really say about Donald Trump that hasn’t already been said? That he should never, ever have come within a hair’s breadth of becoming President? That he’s a mentally, morally, and emotionally bankrupt man devoid of any feelings except for himself? I mean really, I don’t think he even cares about his own children — Barron included.

And because he loves himself, and himself only, he dropped hints like bird droppings about as yet unrevealed public jury instruction details, of course, dragged his tired old carcass onto Truth Social to further complain about his hush-money case, where he wrote something that looked like “blah, blah, blabbity-blah.”

Okay not really, but with all the kvetching he does it could have looked like that. He complained about the order in which the closing arguments will be presented to the jury from his legal team and the New York prosecution’s attorneys, Raw Story reports.

He was all snorty and farty. “Can you imagine, a president of the United States, who got more votes than any sitting President of the United States, who got more votes than any sitting President in the history of our Country, and who is also the Republican Nominee for President in the upcoming 2024 Election, and leading in all polls against the Democrat Nominee, Joe Biden, is tomorrow going before a Corrupt and Conflicted Democrat Appointed, Acting New York Judge (guess he forgot about Aileen Cannon), on a FAKE & MADE UP CASE by a Soros backed failed D.A., and the Judge himself, to see whether or not he will become a common criminal?”

Have you ever really seen such b.s? I mean really. Trump is the criminal here, not the judge, and I have no idea if District Attorney Alvin Bragg is backed by billionaire George Soros, but he’s done a damned good job bringing Trump to trial to hopefully face justice. That, however, isn’t all Trump said.

“According to virtually all Legal scholars and experts, there is no crime or case against president Trump, and if there was it should have been brought seven years ago, not in the middle of his campaign for president. prosecutorial misconduct. election interference!”

Is he high? He doesn’t provide names but from my end, I can name several legal scholars who have said Trump is a criminal: Kellyanne Conway’s former husband George Conway, who co-founded the Lincoln Project and is a noted attorney; Andrew Weissmann, who is also a noted attorney and professor who’s boss is Robert Mueller; and American Appellate Lawyer Neal Katyal. Each, in one way or another has plainly described ALL of Trump’s crimes in great detail.

Trump also sourly complained about the prosecution presenting their closing arguments last.

“why is the corrupt government allowed to make the final argument in the case against me?” Trump kvetched earlier monday. “why can’t the defense go last? Big advantage, very unfair. witch hunt! Djt”

That last sentence could be his epitaph. And you know what? We could probably make a game out of all of Trump’s bitching. We could call it: Jeopardy, Donald Trump Edition. We could easily mix and match his words. I bet they’re interchangeable. We could follow that up, with Jeopardy, Donald Trump, Prison Edition.

Hey, it’s a thought.

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    • That was probably the ONE piece of advice that his attorneys managed to get through that thick skull. They probably explained to Trump that when he got on the witness stand, he could only answer the questions he was asked and NOTHING MORE unless he wanted to have his own words used against him in court. ANYTHING he said that went beyond the scope of the specific question he was asked would most certainly be used by the prosecution to further prove their case.

      There’s no way that Trump would’ve kept to just “Yes” and “No” answers at ANY point while he was on the witness stand. He would’ve answered and then started spouting his usual “unfair” nonsense which would certainly turn the jury against him–even the ones who hadn’t already begun forming an opinion as to his guilt or innocence.

  1. To paraphrase Hunter S Thompson: if there were any true justice in the world, Trump would be in the belly of a hammerhead shark headed south of Easter Island.

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  2. Your “… He was all snorty and farty…” sums it up quite well, considering all the other adjectives, expletives and snark that can be used to justifiably lampoon the diapered caudal valve.

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  3. Gee Von Shitshispants, maybe you should have thought about all this when you chicken-shitted out of taking the stand. I mean, you could have set everything straight amirite?

    The well of american stupidity gets much, much deeper when this fool opens his pie hole.

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