Another day, another insane threat from Donald “Trump Strip” Trump. The “Trump Strip” is Gaza. Trump wants to move all the occupants of the Gaza Strip someplace else and then he’s going to move in as a real estate developer and make it the “Riviera of the Middle East.” Yes, you did hear that right, you’re not losing your mind. Or, maybe you are losing your mind, I think that’s a distinct possibility for all of us, but that doesn’t mean we are imagining Trump’s insanities. But this latest one takes the cake.

Yes, they’re twittering in Tehran just like they’re belly laughing in Beijing. If there is one universal joke on this planet right now, it is the sitting *president” of these United States.

So what about the Trump Strip? Will it

  1. Be called Trumpistine?
  2. Have hotel/casinos on it — that he can then bankrupt?
  3. Will everybody wear Trump sneakers and carry Trump Bibles?
  4. Will the coin of the realm be $Trump and $Melania?
  5. All of the above?

And I would LOVE to know who Trump left instructions with to “obliterate” Iran as punishment for offing Mango Mussolini? J.D.? Moses Mikey? Elon? Elon could order one of those unscheduled disassemblies of his. Oh wait, it’s gotta be Pete Hegseth. What’s wrong with me, of course it’s Pete Hegseth. He’s got the nuclear codes, after all, and of course he’ll blow up the world in order to avenge Donald. And we’ll all be happy to go up in flames, right?

I think Donald should go over personally and “dismantle all the unexploded bombs.” That’s a great idea. So far that’s the only part of this plan that I like.

“What authority would allow” Trump to take over a sovereign territory? What, you mean this has to be lawful? Constitutional, even? Haven’t you people been paying attention, the rule of law has been abrogated unilaterally by Elon Musk and he’s got a U.S. attorney who has promised to prosecute anybody who screws with anything Musk (and presumably Trump as well) do. I told you that you would get tired of hearing the word batshit. The English language is so limited since Trump came on the scene.

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6 COMMENTS

  5. Well…it’s 1…2…3…what are we fighting for?
    Don’t ask me…I don’t give a damn.
    Next stop is Iran.
    And it’s 5…6…7…8…
    Open up the pearly gates.
    There ain’t no time to wonder why…
    Whoopee! We’re all going to die.
    My apologies to Country Joe and the Fish

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  6. he has pissed off the military, the, C I A, F B I, the entire career government work force, and folks about to lose medicaid
    enmasse for their sick children to name but a few…. and he’s worrying about iranians coming for him???

    6

    • he should be, they have assassins, unlike the regular Americans he is screwing over.
      oh wait, all the [known] attempts to date have been by Republican gun nuts. hmmmm.

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