Coming soon to a courthouse near you, a Major Motion by Donald Trump. Yes, friends, you thought Cecil B. DeMille made epics, well, Trump is going to show you how an epic is made in the courts, produced and directed by his band of Great Legal Minds, constitutional scholars one and all.

Yes, indeed. Trump saw how the small donations began to pour in and if you think he’s going to lose momentum, huh, have you got another think coming.

He’s on quite the roll, now. I can’t wait to see what this document looks like. I can tell you first hand, the suit he filed against Hillary Clinton (and which got summarily dismissed) was a howler in legal terms.

But legality is not what we are talking about here. Screw legality. Merit has no meaning here. We are on Planet Outrage and the fires of passion must be kept stoked. Shovel that coal in and full speed ahead.

“Atrocities” and “unthinkable violations of freedom” are afoot. What’s that you say? What the hell does Trump think January 6 was? Oh, he doesn’t think in those terms at all. No, Sir. Destroyed property, five people dead, others disabled and still being treated for trauma, no that’s bupkis. The real injury in this nation is the one suffered last week when Trump was out of town and the FBI executed a search warrant on his Florida home (with him watching on closed circuit TV) and removed boxes containing government property — not Trump’s property, the United States government’s property, i.e., yours and mine.

This is where we’re going. Outrage Hotel. You can check out any time you like, but you can never stop being pissed. Just keep those credit card debits coming, sheesh. Donald Trump needs your money more than you do, so fork it over.

 

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14 COMMENTS

  1. Dumb-ass don just doesn’t get it–when you obtain a search warrant from a judge, you avoid the 4th completely. The sad part? His magat rubes are going to shell out money he will only pocket.

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      • If only they had swept the forest with brooms! So sad. It could have been a perfect forest, now it’s ashes because of Joe Biden. Only I know how to prevent forest fires. The democrats are coming for your Christian Christmas trees. They killed christ now they want to kill Christmas. Its all on hunter biden’s laptop. Why won’t the FBI stop persecuting me & go after the tree killers?

      • That’s right. He blamed the California wildfires on people not willing to pick up a rake. It must be something to be so isolated in your own stupidity that you have no idea how stupid you really are.

  2. Traitor Tot is grasping at thin polystyrene tubes (to quote from NCIS). He can’t get it through his empty head that he is going down in flames!

    • I think he does know he’s going down in flames. I think he might be trying to burn down the rest of us with him. The man is nuts. Even Fox News asked him to dial down the rhetoric, but instead he’s dialing it up.

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      • He expects the courts to produce a miracle, or to respond to his threats (implied and real) by letting him go on lying, cheating, and stealing.

  3. Don the Con is famous for LOSING in courts!

    That LOSER claimed his election was stolen and LOST at least 63 lawsuits!!!!

    😀

  4. Sadly, even the third-rate lawyers (I just had a mid-evening snack and am in an unusually decent mood) he can get to represent him will type up his maniacal crayon scribbled rants. Hell, they might even have relatively few mis-spellings of all those fancy, bigly legal words! But you’re still right – it will be a howler. I can’t wait to read it!

  5. So, someone really should ask Donald when HE is going to offer a formal apology to the Central Park Five for his inflammatory “opinion” that they should be executed (without so much as an actual trial) for the rape of which they were accused.

    What’s most interesting is that his little NYT full-page ad included the following: “How can our great society tolerate the continued brutalization of its citizens by crazed misfits? Criminals must be told that their CIVIL LIBERTIES END WHEN AN ATTACK ON OUR SAFETY BEGINS!” (Even when opining in a full-page ad in 1989, he was really fond of the all-caps issue–just not for random words or phrases.)

  6. Fat asses secret weapon is that the punk “governor” of Florida who went to havad AND Yale although dumber than a box of rocks, is providing his loser team of legal hacks all of their “strategy”.

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