We all wondered what would happen after the eventual collapse of the Arizona Fraudit. Some people figured that the MAGAs would finally give up and skulk away with their tail between their legs. And others figured that they would blindly keep on, oblivious to all the obvious signs that their cause is futile. If you were in the latter camp, go collect on your bets.

And here’s something to note: we know this is all a grift, right? That’s the way this newest endeavor is being sold, which is somewhat refreshing. Matt Braynard, who put together the fiasco in Washington, D.C. on September 18, “Justice For J6” is promising to get results and at a cut rate price. Kind of like when you can’t get results with a whole team of attorneys, so you file an appeal and hire Saul Goodman. I do not have great expectations for this.

Isn’t that grand? Just send Matt $100K and he’ll get the job done for you. How, he doesn’t specify, but it doesn’t matter, now does it? The point is that hope springs eternal and if anybody is stupid enough to bankroll this, they deserve to be taken.

So on that note, join with me fellow Zoomers and we will do a proposal to the MAGAs ourselves:

“Dear MAGA friends, 

And indeed you are my friends. I even was so civil as to stop calling you MAGAts, in a spirit of forgiveness and good will. Aren’t you impressed with the magnanimity of my gesture?

Why wait until Halloween for Matt Braynard to fizzle out with yet another bad idea? We here at PolitiZoom can do the job by next week! And we guarantee you that the job we do will be just as good as anything that Braynard can come up with.

But the advantage is, our nada isn’t going to cost you a hundred grand, so siree, we’ll do it for $50K! What do you say? This is an offer you’re not going to see in print anywhere else! That much is certain.

So get those credit cards out, and burn up the wires to PayPal! We’ll give you not only our audit of the Arizona audit, we’ll give you our audit of Braynard’s audit, with information that we’ve found in Al Capone’s vault and certified by none other than Jimmy Hoffa!

We love low information no information people.”

So what do you think, friends? Should we help the MAGAs out?

 

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