One would think that being even a halfway competent liar would be a prerequisite for any drumpf lawyer but I guess he has been through so many at this stage that the bottom of the barrel has been breached and the guy in the below video will have to do.
Timothy Parlatore, said liar in question, began this interview on CNN by stating that a classified folder found in the Orangeutan’s possession was not really a classified folder at all but rather a Manila folder merely marked “Classified – Evening Summary” and was just being used by the ex-resident to block a blue light on a landline phone on a nightstand next to his bed.
And the lies do not get any better as he goes on…
“An attorney for Donald Trump said the latest classified folder turned over to investigators was just that ― a folder, and a folder alone ― which the former president used to block a light that was bothering him at night.
Timothy Parlatore downplayed the folder on CNN as “one of the more humorous aspects of this whole thing” and claimed it “means nothing” because it was empty.
He said the folder marked “Classified Evening Summary” was found in Trump’s bedroom at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida.
“He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night,” Parlatore said. “So he took the manilla folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night.”
He claimed Justice Department investigators “went crazy” when they learned about the folder and issued a subpoena for it.
“Now the president has to find a different way to keep the blue light out of his eyes,” he said.“
Well, that explains everything, barrister, the only thing the Badyear Blimp had handy to throw over the bothersome light was an empty classified folder, which, by the way, asswipe, remains classified empty or not, and what, by the way, did he do with the documents that it contained?
At this point you have to wonder if the whole purpose of these lawyers is not to defend against imminent charges but to gaslight the public on a loop until a guilty as hell drumpf shuffles off this mortal coil.
What do Acyn’s followers think?
Oh yeah, and why was it empty??? Where were the classified document(s) that weren't considered classified in a manilla folder that says classified?
— Ursula 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 💜 … 🇦🇹🇵🇱🇮🇩🇺🇦 (@littlebearprose) February 12, 2023
Yup.First question I would ask.
— Lamont Thompson (@TheLamontDT) February 12, 2023
How in the world did shitler sleep before he gained access to classified folders?
— Gailen David (@gailendavid) February 12, 2023
What’s next? The dog ate my classified briefing? 🙄
— Oh FFS (@OhFFS100) February 12, 2023
Well, he hates dogs so we’ll probably be spared that one.
Trump: "Goddamn light! Here, let me put this nuclear code folder thingy on top, maybe that will help."
— 👮♀️The Fact Checker👮♀️ (@MonitorFake) February 12, 2023
"I'm sure he has other options…" 🤣I'm sure he does. This dude sounds like he's straight out of Russian state media. Why did CNN let him on?
— Marie H. 🌻 (@_TokyoMarie_) February 12, 2023
TFG: "I don't sleep well."
Media personality: "Is it the countless investigations?
MP: "Is it all the Adderall you take?"
TFG : "Uh, no."
MP: "Is it the million plus people who died of Covid-19 while you were Pres?"
TFG: "Haha, no"
MP: "So what keeps you up at night?"
— Me, Myself and Irony™ (@bubbz_daddy_jim) February 12, 2023
"Your honor, I object! My client was not trying to profit from those stolen gold bullion bars found in his possession. He was only using them as door-stops because his house is very drafty on windy days."
— Steve F. (@backyardsage) February 13, 2023
Soooooo why didn’t he just use a piece of junk mail like the rest of us🙄?
— Cynthia Scott (@BombshellNana) February 12, 2023
🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️
This cavalier attitude will play well with the SC.
— Kim (@nkanow) February 13, 2023
Yeah, Jack Smith doesn’t seem the easily amused by lies type.
Yeah. Ok. Got it. All the money he says he has and he needs a folder to cover a blue light on the phone? And, it just happens to say Classified Daily Briefing….which means that whatever WAS in it, he took out and placed somewhere else.
— Thomas Marquis (@yankinasia) February 13, 2023
100% chance he used one as a napkin to wipe ketchup off the walls.
— Tony (@Mesnia1016) February 12, 2023
Or at least he will find a lawyer who will say so…
*puts manilla folder over it. pic.twitter.com/CzlVHUPGIc
— GregK (@GregKWI) February 12, 2023
Seriously though, where does shitbird find these guys, and how do they still have credentials?