One would think that being even a halfway competent liar would be a prerequisite for any drumpf lawyer but I guess he has been through so many at this stage that the bottom of the barrel has been breached and the guy in the below video will have to do.

Timothy Parlatore, said liar in question, began this interview on CNN by stating that a classified folder found in the Orangeutan’s possession was not really a classified folder at all but rather a Manila folder merely marked “Classified – Evening Summary” and was just being used by the ex-resident to block a blue light on a landline phone on a nightstand next to his bed.

And the lies do not get any better as he goes on…

Huffington Post On MSN

“An attorney for Donald Trump said the latest classified folder turned over to investigators was just that ― a folder, and a folder alone ― which the former president used to block a light that was bothering him at night.

Timothy Parlatore downplayed the folder on CNN as “one of the more humorous aspects of this whole thing” and claimed it “means nothing” because it was empty.

He said the folder marked “Classified Evening Summary” was found in Trump’s bedroom at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida.

“He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night,” Parlatore said. “So he took the manilla folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night.”

He claimed Justice Department investigators “went crazy” when they learned about the folder and issued a subpoena for it.

“Now the president has to find a different way to keep the blue light out of his eyes,” he said.“

Well, that explains everything, barrister, the only thing the Badyear Blimp had handy to throw over the bothersome light was an empty classified folder, which, by the way, asswipe, remains classified empty or not, and what, by the way, did he do with the documents that it contained?

At this point you have to wonder if the whole purpose of these lawyers is not to defend against imminent charges but to gaslight the public on a loop until a guilty as hell drumpf shuffles off this mortal coil.

What do Acyn’s followers think?

Yup.First question I would ask.



Well, he hates dogs so we’ll probably be spared that one.

Totally believable.

No idea.



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Yeah, Jack Smith doesn’t seem the easily amused by lies type.


Or at least he will find a lawyer who will say so…


Seriously though, where does shitbird find these guys, and how do they still have credentials?

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  1. One would think that the POTUS and self proclaimed billionaire would be able to find a solution other than a manila folder to block the light from his phone. It’s insulting to all of us that this is the kind of BS these people think the American public is stupid enough to believe. That’s almost what pisses me off the most about the GQP. The constant affront to our intelligence, as if we’re all as gullible and dumb as Bobble Head Boebert, goober gohmert, rant queen mtg and the rest of their base whose brains have been eaten by zombies.

  2. Badyear Blimp! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Dino. Thanks. I’ll add that to my 2+ pages of alternative tRump names just after El Dotardo, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Creep Throat, Fraudo Baggins, Count of Mostly Crisco, and one of my favorites, Tupperware Spaghetti Stain Face (thanks I think to Shower Cap). I love how creative and ingenious we all are!


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