I’m relieved that the dog that is in the backseat, in this video, only has one head. Or at least it’s got one that I can see, it very well could have another two and then it would fit right in with the guy on camera, who looks to have grown horns.

Why do MAGAs do video spots in cars? Anybody? Cars are fun to eat in and I’m sure we all enjoyed our cars in high school when we went out on a date and parked somewhere, but as ad hoc video studios in the 21st century? This I need explained.

In this video, Sebastian Gorka conflates his leaving Fox News with Tucker Carlson being shown the door today. And if you’re wondering if Carlson was shown the door, a number of outlets are reporting that Carlson has retained Bryan Freedman, who is known as the “go-to lawyer in crisis litigation.” Don Lemon also retained Freedman this same day. It has been a busy Monday.

Remember, Fox News was sued before and their defense at that time was that no reasonable, educated person takes Tucker Carlson seriously. In other words, Carlson is an entertainer and a fabricator, according to Fox’s own lawyers.

Maybe Newsmax will take him on. If they do, of course, it would be wise to wait a while and see what comes out in former producer Abby Grossberg’s lawsuit. The allegations of racism, anti-Semitism and misogyny that have been alluded to so far indicate that Murdoch may have cut Carlson loose before he became radioactive. But of course we will have to see what actually gets said at trial. Or, maybe the case will settle before trial. That could happen again.

Meanwhile, all kinds of wild and whacky theories are going out on the internet.

Let’s speculate on what Tucker Carlson will do next:

  1. Go to work for The Root, because they gave him the handle “Mother Tucker” and he loves it so much;
  2. Go to work for Russian TV;
  3. Go to work for Viktor Orban, or at the very least go on vacation with him;
  4. Put together a show on Broadway where he stars as a drag queen;
  5. Teach an online Master Class in “How to take anti-American statements and spin them into pro-American propaganda;”
  6. All of the above.

Meanwhile, I’m watching for news of what Tucker and his lawyer, Freedman, say. Follow the money is still the best axiom. I am willing to go out on a limb and say that Carlson had a sweet golden parachute arrangement and I’m sure he intends to get every penny and then some.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. Actually, I read earlier Carlson was working without a long-term contract in place although negotiations were going on. If that’s true I’m sure his “placeholder” agreement has some type of buyout provision but it wouldn’t be much. Another possibility is that Fox and Carlson agreed to an extension of his old contract while they worked on a new one. Again, if that’s the case depending on how much time was left in the extension (this was noted as the probable scenario) it was well along and again, there wouldn’t be all that much outstanding. Even if Fox has to shell out a few million should Carlson kick up a fuss for them it would be the equivalent of tipping a baggage handler at the airport. And the humiliation of only getting a few million might not be something Carlson wants to endure. Word WOULD get out. My guess is that like Trump he’s making a big show about suing but in the end since he was fired for cause (so the reporting goes) he’s had his fill of discovery becoming public. So, since he can afford it Carlson will generate a little smoke to save face and let things go.

  2. TBH, tucker is a wealthy man, he doesn’t really work for money. He works for his ego. He also doesn’t seem to care about changing his point of view to please the audience. Maybe some sort of reality show, they are scripted, he could get eyeballs on him. Something where he doesn’t have to work too hard. oops I guess fox is out for that one.
    I am going with Reality show, something where there is judging of interracial couples where he can make fun of them or something like that. He can ask them questions about green m&ms.

  3. Really, the only thing that these punks understand is violence.
    These people need to learn that they are not to be allowed to mix with the public or raise children.

  4. Isn’t he an heir to Swanson tv dinners fortune?? Although for the family recipes he used fish guts instead of actual fish. Probably…

  5. I get Gorka mixed with Boris epstyn (sic?). One is the elector scheme guy. Fake ones. Oh no. With Rudy da ghoul as law genius-osity.

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