Did you know there was a W.A.P. festival going on in Texas. What is W.A.P., you ask? Let’s take a guess. White And Pathetic? Those are key attributes of W.A.P., to be sure. White Asses Patrol the border? You are getting close, very very close. Would you believe, “Wrong Ass President?” Oh, yes. W.A.P. is yet another paean to Donald Trump, the charismatic cult leader.
It is moments like this, friends, which cause us to turn out eyes skyward and say, “Dear Lord. Let there be more of us than of them, please. If that’s not the case, we are all in for life in Hell.” Take a look at this scene, from live coverage of the Trucker’s Convoy, February, 2024.
They all look and sound like they quit grade 6 and did nothing but catch catfish for a living.
— The Fact Checker (@MonitorFake) February 4, 2024
You, too, could take a hub cap off your car and drive on down to the convoy at the border and be a part of all this. Meanwhile, rumor has it that Tucker Carlson is in Moscow. I’m not sure what that’s about, but pretty sure that I don’t want to know.
Tucker Carlson, who’s been spewing Kremlin propaganda for years, has been in Moscow for the past three days, according to Russia's Mash outlet.
You may recall that in 2022, Carlson revealed that GOP Rep. Michael McCaul (currently the Chairman of the House Foreign Affairs… pic.twitter.com/DuZaOnRBZ8
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 3, 2024
The tweet ends, “Committee) told him that the US intelligence community believe Carlson is “working for Russia.” Should Carlson register as a foreign agent?”
Is it possible that Fox News got wind of this to begin with and that’s one of the reasons that they canned Tucker? If Tucker did in fact “sell out” to Russia, that’s intriguing. He was born to wealth. He didn’t need to work a day in his life, if he didn’t want do. So why would he sell out to Russia? For what, a few more million? How much better can you live at some point? Multiple planes, yachts?
Or, maybe Tucker is like Donald Trump. Maybe he simply loves flattery and that’s his drug. We already know that a lot of Tucker’s Fox News broadcast got simulcast in Russia. Maybe he’s just showing up in the Motherland to make it official, Mother Tucker comes home. Maybe all of his podcasts will now originate from there. The climate’s a little different from Florida, but what the hey. The political climate is perhaps the most important thing and if that’s what’s under discussion, then no, there isn’t much of a difference between Florida and Moscow at all.
In all events, 2024 is off to the strange start that was promised and we are barely in February.
Trying to be cool and hip and instead looking like fools. I watched and thought it was like me when back in the 1990s someone suggest with my shaved bald head I ought to get a pierced ear and wear some type of stud. And I instantly knew how stupid I’d look. That kind of thing looks good on some guys for sure. On me I’d just look like an idiot because such a thing simply wasn’t “me.” Just like some folks shouldn’t try to rap.
Should liar f*ck register as a foreign agent? Maybe. Should he just stay in russia since he thinks it is just so great? Most definitely.
Who’s that guy with Little Tuk-tuk at the airport? He looks like he got drunk, beat up, and dumped in an alley! I’m absolutely sure he hasn’t man-tanned his balls so why is he traveling with Tucker?!
Looks like that guy is wearing leg warmers! Cool dudes, right?
I had to resize that one pic of Swanson WHITE chicken meal because I thought that was Matt “Are you sixteen? I hope so.) Gaetz with him at first.