drumpf lick-spittle, professional impaired driver and Russian bot wrangler like many in the GOP has a love to hate relationship with the Democratic Representative for New York’s 14th district, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and, apparently just wants to be just like her when he grows up…. just minus the progressive policies and infectious personality.
The linked article explores the infatuations various GOP fan boys and girls harbor for AOC, but I want to revel in Twitter’s responses to Gaetz’z declaration of love for her.
“I aspire to be the conservative AOC,” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) told POLITICO – https://t.co/mkIqk1FKeU
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) January 30, 2019
brevity is the droll of wit….
— Jen Skelly (@Jenlskelly) January 30, 2019
Then there is this….
Just one problem, Gaetz says: "I can't dance for shit," via @SchreckReports – https://t.co/mkIqk1FKeU
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) January 30, 2019
Ouch:
He's the AOC of DUIs
— Sluggo is Lit (@yeylinWutani) January 30, 2019
Gaetz should aspire to stay sober. That's plenty for him to strive for.
— Barbara J May (@BarbaraJMay2) January 30, 2019
Is Pepsi OK?
— Tim Morgan (@nagrommit) January 30, 2019
I aspire to be the fat out-of-shape Korean Ryan Reynolds.
— houstonken (@houstonken) January 30, 2019
— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) January 30, 2019
Well, he's off to a bad start… pic.twitter.com/Kg72evO1XQ
— Zom B. (@Zombie10k) January 30, 2019
He’s not even a good Gaetz
— Big McLargehuge (@SteveHerring32) January 30, 2019
— Ian Malcolm (@CaptainLombard3) January 30, 2019
I don't think these would fit, Matt. pic.twitter.com/HmVItCFd1h
— durrati (@durrati) January 30, 2019
How in the Hell does he have a drivers’s license. Even in Florida. Also Mueller’s hunting for him.
His daddy is loaded and connected.