Nothing like input from elder statesmen and women, right? Think of the context and insight provided by our former presidents, justices and other public servants, as even in retirement they help guide us through choppy political waters. And then take a look at this.

Dear Diary, just who does she think she is anyway, Hillary? What does she mean, she won’t let me get anywhere near the Oval Office? What’s she gonna do, huh? Put marbles in the driveway so that I fall down and go boom, or put pancake syrup on the railings so that my hands get all sticky and then I have to go wash them before I go into the office — and I don’t like to go to the wash room because last time I got toilet paper on my shoe and got on Air Force One and everybody laughed and pointed.

That was Liz Cheney’s doing! She bribed the attendant to put the toilet paper on my shoe! Or maybe she bribed the shoe shine boy! Waahhh!! I’m gonna get you, Liz Cheney!! I’m gonna see that a cow is the next Representative from Wyoming! So you better watch it! We’ll just see who gets reelected!! I’ve been talking to the cows, they’re 90% of Wyoming and I know all about Wyoming and if the cows don’t get you the scrub brush will!

And I’m gonna get Kevin, too!! In case you haven’t heard, he said that the election was over. It’s not!! It’s still going on!! I’m the president!! I’m the president!!

Stay tuned for the next episode of As the GOP Staggers.

 

 

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10 COMMENTS

  1. These days it’s called projection. My mom used to say that the faults you see in others are usually ones that you have. Those are my thoughts, especially on the first item listed. He has described himself to a tee.

    • Wasn’t that choice? Trump calling somebody else a “bitter, horrible human being.” Oh, Gawd, I love it. He has zero self awareness.

      • My take is, Ms. Cheney now has freedom to step outside her normal limitations in an assigned position, where, if she works for her state as a good Rep, her comments can be pure truth, stabbing other Republicans where they are sitting on their hands, making life less than comfortable as all the wrinkles begin to be ironed out of the GOP …

        This process could take months with the vile BS-in-chief’s exit stage right, fade to black with bright orange outfits all the rage in the Trump vermin …

        When/if he and his brood get penned in, the isolation of Trump from ANY spout and pout communications will deflate the worst parts of the GOP … they have nothing, no plan no solid platform no unity, just chaos … wonderful, visions of Nixon-like hand signals from the worst Republican offenders as they slip beneath the waters when their ship sinks from a blast caused by the DOJ, Attorney General, Federal Judges and the pissed off Courts in NY City/State, all in line to draw the shades on the biggest loser EVER …

        Of course, the prison system will need to sedate the coward/whiner, so other inmates can get some sleep … the list of Trump’s crimes is so long, growing longer each day, but those crimes against young girls and other earlier crap from him, I’m hoping will NOT be ignored, but rather, with help from first person witnesses get into the light of public exposure …

        I think also, we are not free of the virus yet, we should be very careful to still use masks and distance to not become carriers, in spite of having the vaccine …

        Popcorn CAN be purchased in bulk quantities, I hope there is no shortage coming, the writing on the walls is just almost in focus … the GOP is not speaking in structured English any more, just strange outbursts from here and there … the trolls sent to the pressers are getting shut down by our red-haired warrior … it seems those trying to take credit for Joe’s projects are even getting stomped on by various media … such a show of stupidity in AZ, and this thing with Ms. Cheney … WOW I don’t think the dam is leaking, but rather on the verge of complete failure …

  2. Worth remembering: the last competent human being Trump went toe-to-toe with was Joe Biden. And we all know how that worked out. Liz Cheney won’t be nearly as nice. Memento mori, Mango Mussolini.

  3. Voting with Frump 92.9% of the time. There are no innocents here. Liz was around when daddy lies, starts a war in Iraq, gets thousands of soliders & civilians killed, makes millions thru halliberton, misleads general powell, destabilized the middle East & so on. She’s a woman scorned, but has been training for a knife fight her whole career. The republican party just stuffed a scorpion down its collective macho pants. Let the stinging begin.

  4. I’m staying tuned for the next episode of As the GOP Staggers.

    But I’m really looking forward to the sequel, ‘As the GOP Collapses Completely’.

  5. Liz Cheney has been called many things. “Innocent” has never been one of them. We should add “righteous” to that latter list as well. She’s going to take it all now…and she will be far more dangerous than Trump ever was.

  6. First and foremost nobody really gives a crap about Donald Trump, except the news media, they him because they are to damn lazy to go out and find other things to write about. Trump’s BS and lies sells. I can’t wait for God to deliver us from this evil from among us. He’s a worthless POS that doesn’t deserve the air God gives him. But God will have the last word and the media won’t know what to do.

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