Oz Asks Voters, Imagine Being In Bed With Him, ‘Dr. Oz Will Do Exactly What You Want Him To Do’

“It’s my private pleasure, midnight fantasy, someone to share my wildest dreams with me.” — Imaginary Lover

Mehmet Oz put his foot in his mouth, and not for the first time. But possibly for the last because it is Election Eve in Pennsylvania, that magical time when all the oppo research has launched, all the pins have been stuck in all the voodoo dolls, all the money has been spent. Now is the witching hour, before the polls open in the morning.

Dr. Oz ended his campaign on a really stupid note.

Oz: When you go to bed at night, put your head on that soft pillow, you’ll know Oz will be doing exactly what you want him to do if you were there next to him pic.twitter.com/M1lkJgqzmU

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2022

You want to know what I want Oz to do in those circumstances? I want him to jump out of bed and scream, “I have seen the light! I’m a charlatan and a crook!” And then he would run to the phone and call the advertising department of the New York Times, where he would take out a double truck ad, listing all the people he ever ripped off, all the laws he ever broke all the lies he ever told. AND vow to never approach public service again! Then he would turn himself in to law enforcement. Now, THAT would be my fantasy.

CAMPAIGN CONSULTANT: Dr. Oz, when you're on @FoxNews tonight, make sure you make people feel like they can depend on you, like a good neighbor

DR. OZ: Got it. ?https://t.co/zYWnBz2VdV

— Cara Tramontano (@theCara) May 17, 2022

Yeah, like a good neighbor, Count Quackula is there. Got it.

Let’s see what happens. The fun begins at 7:00 a.m. EDT when the polls open. Returns will start coming in in the afternoon and exit polling as well.

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