It’s always reassuring to know that people in government are emotionally stable. I mean, you wouldn’t want to think that big decisions, like the passage of laws, would be being made by people who weren’t playing with a full deck, now would you? Therefore, this testament to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s mental and emotional stability will warm your heart, I have no doubt.

Here’s the whole thing in readable form.

Maybe MAGA should mean “Make Analysis Generally Affordable” because it sure would seem like Marge could stand a chat with a mental health professional.

My TV comes on by itself, too. And this is what it says to me.

There is nothing wrong with your television set, Marge, but there’s something terribly wrong with your mind.

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      • Cats have too.much taste and intelligent to live with Margie.
        Besides,Biden has a cat,,and no self respecting GQP would copy him.

      • I had the exact same thing happen to me. I saw the TV go on and then off. Then it happened again. I was starting to freak out, when I noticed my cat in the corner chair. He was “kneading” a cushion and under the cushion was the remote control. But I’ll tell you, for about half a minute, my blood pressure and anxiety level soared.

  1. and how exactly did the screen “show someone with a laptop trying to connect”? what does that look like, exactly?

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  2. Dear People of NW Georgia,

    Not sure if you’ve noticed but you elected someone to represent you in D.C. who by any metric is delusional, paranoid, and just fucking nuts. This is not helpful to you.. It is not good for you. It makes you all look like you too are not the sharpest tools in the shed. Now, if this is wrong and you all have your poop in a scoop, please demonstrate this to the rest of the country by choosing someone sane to represent you in Congress.

    You folks in NW GA can, if you like, ignore the above message. It is your right. Of course it is OUR right to call you all out as morons.

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    • You just described my in-laws. Except for the nephew who loves Bernie Sanders.
      But she isn’t the worst. Google the late Bobby Franklin who opposed driver’s license as unconstitutional and wanted every miscarriage investigated as a possible homicide. Or Terry England who was my state rep who didn’t understand why women would get upset over carrying a nonviable fetus to full term because his cows don’t mind a,stillbirth.

      Plenty more where Margie came from.

      GA: too small for a country, too big for an asylum.

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  3. The Outer Limits is only part of the journey. Once there we encounter:

    And within that true horror:

    In a multi episode story arc of Major Crimes, minutes after the bloodbath of a shot up courtroom with multiple fatalities and the initial “who will do what” was done someone makes a comment about thank god it wasn’t even worse. The crusty old Provenza, the senior detective in the squad says “I’ve never been sure about God, but today I believe in the Devil.” I became agnostic decades ago, but people like MTG can make me honestly say “I’m not sure about God, but I DO believe in Demons!”

    Actually, there’s a perfectly rational explanation for her “vision.” Given she, like so many other GOPers has had a years long obsession with Hunter Biden’s laptop she’s probably got her own cloned version. Our dreams often involve things we think about, including sometimes actual experiences and it’s not at all hard to imagine Margerine hooking up her genuine imitation of the imitation of Hunter’s laptop to her TV. And having a dream about it.

    Contrary to popular belief, while in REM sleep which is where we have dreams we remember we are very close to awake and in fact the slightest thing can cause us to wake up. Ever wake up from a vivid dream and be SURE that what you were dreaming you were actually in the middle of doing/experiencing? And even minutes later (sometimes longer) not be sure whether you were dreaming or if it had been real? It’s not common for us to go through that but most of us have at least a few times in our lives. And that’s what happened (probably) with MTG. Only she’s bat-sh*t cray and won’t accept that it was just a dream. A vivid one to be sure but still only a dream.

    It’s either that or I’m wrong about God & Satan, Heaven & Hell and Angels & Demons. And that she really is a Demon and gave off some burst of electrostatic energy that turned her TV on and loaded up that image!

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    • I wish Rod Serling didn’t leave us so early. He was a wonderful talent and Twilight Zone was so iconic and special. The network kept wanting to cancel it and he managed to fight either two or three times to keep it on the air. It was either the third or fourth battle that the network finally “won.” I think it was just too far ahead of its time.

      Star Trek (the original) was going to get canceled after two years but viewer passion managed to keep it going into a third season. It was ahead of its time, as well. It went through a re-birth in syndication and then Next Generation and all the spinoffs started happening.

      Roddenberry wasn’t around for all the big money that Star Trek made but I believe his widow was comfortable in her old age.

  4. Years ago, the NAACP ran ads with the tagline, “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” While they meant it as a need to ensure all people, regardless of skin tone or ethnicity, deserved a good education, I think it’s high time for someone to run that ad and then add a picture of good old Marjie with an added, “Here’s a great example of what happens when mind does go to waste.”

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  5. I’m sort of curious how she ‘knew’ that (a) someone was trying to connect to her TV (hint: you can’t- it has to be on before you can do anything. That takes the remote control) and (b) How did she know it was a ‘laptop’. You can only tell what sort of device is being used if it’s in your line of sight.

    I retired as a service manager for e TV repair/rental business and the ONLY case I ever heard of ‘magical switching’ was back when remote controls were ultrasonic and TVs weren’t ‘smart/internet liked – it happened in a block of flats (apartment block to youse’ns over there) when, in a hot summer, a TV was changing stations. The ‘culprit’ was a neighbour with an identical set and everyone had their windows open. The second TV was hearing the other remote. However, it was NOT possible to turn on the TV, nor is it possible to turn on a modern set externally.
    Unless, of course, the leprechauns did it

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    • I had a cat that used to play with the remote control and the TV went off and on. Or, maybe it was leprechauns and they just set the cat up to take the fall. :))

  6. That was due to the 1G that she was sharing with someone else who was paying 1/5 of her 5Gs. Where’s she been didn’t she know AT&T was doing that? They claimed, at first, it would only be with their customer’s permission. Then they abandoned that notion and are now just doing it.

    Tell her to call AT&T and demand they donate mucho $$ to her campaign or she’ll tell on them. It shouldn’t be too difficult for her, she’s cheap and easily bought. She should kibbutz with Melania, who clearly knows her own worth.

  7. Was she drunk-texting??? She seems to conspicuously leave alcohol off her list of what she does/doesn’t do. Maybe lay off the juice and don’t sit on the remote, Madge. Problem solved.

  8. “I don’t take any medications.”

    Well there’s your problem right there.

    She obviously SHOULD be taking medication.

    • My God, there’s an idea. Have a deliberative body that is making laws — except when they’re off their meds they make crazy ones. Perfect Twilight Zone concept.

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