Mike Lindell Feverishly Making Pillows For Immediate Shipment To Canada…oh, wait….

Yes, Sir, Mike Lindell has the answers! He knows that what Canada needs is a good night’s sleep and so he’s got his merry elves in Minnesota grinding away round the clock to sew more pillows, pillows, pillows and ship them right on up there to those patriotic trucker folks! What’s that you say? Don’t the truckers have the supply chain blockaded and crucial supplies can’t get through, much less Lindell’s crap?

And what else did you say? Oh, my. Mike Lindell has as much chance of getting his pillows to Ottawa in a few hours as he has of overturning the election? Now that last comment is cutting, Voice of Reason. Yes, it’s true, but it’s cutting and poor Mikey will have tears on MyPillow when he hears it.

Forget the facts of the matter, listen to Lindell go on about how wonderful it all is, salvation by pillow in the great north, all that.

Mike Lindell today says he is working on shipping pillows to the truckers in Canada, and he blames Trudeau for Canadian retailers canceling him last year. “I got a little problem with Trudeau let me tell you. This started with me way back.” pic.twitter.com/PyZX5TsW2Z

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 12, 2022

Well, Mike, you know what they say, “There’s a place in Hell for Justin Trudeau.” Is it a condo or the penthouse of Satan’s favorite hotel, or what? Anybody know?

But this is good, now. Follow the “logic:” Mike Lindell is going to confer a great benefit on Canadian truckers with his pillows, except he doesn’t have any trucks to put them in and if he did the truck drivers aren’t making any deliveries — but maybe the lure of a gift of a MyPillow will change their minds, ya spose? And if they don’t, he’ll take it to the Supreme Court, you know that’s how this story ends, like all the rest, right?

The tragedy of this farce is that we all sit here and mock the idiocy but Lindell’s “mind” is put together in such a way that he honestly can’t see the fallacy in what comes out of his mouth.

But let’s be good sports and play along, shall we? The title of this quiz is, How Will Mike Lindell Get The Pillows To Canada?

1. A flock of turkeys will fly them to Maine, where penguins will then take over?
2. Lindell’s allies in the Italian satellite business will beam them to Ottawa?
3. Marjorie Taylor Greene will sail the pillows across Lake Gazpacho?
4. Bigfoot will deliver the pillows. He wants them to open a bed and breakfast in Ottawa, anyway?
5. The starship ZoomCan, captained by laser-pistol packing, vest wearing polar bear Urs Solo and her first mate, MurfBacca (half Wookie half Irish) will hover over Justin Trudeau’s lawn and threaten to drop the pillows out, unless Canada becomes a nuclear power?
6. Something more insane, see my comment below.

And yes, Twitter is full of the usual calls for Lindell to be taken in on a 72-hour hold.