I am sure Matt Gaetz would prefer to be doing anything rather than hanging around D.C. the week before Christmas playing dodge the magnetometer with BoBo Boebert ahead of President Zelenskyy’s speech to Congress, which the two of them probably only attended because that was the one place they could be reliably sure that Marjorie Taylor Greene would not show up and go WWE on their scrawny asses…
His resentment for being held hostage to the Democratic Agenda this week seethed over into his Podcast, where he accused the opposition party of being “Grinches”… out to spoil his Christmas by reporting out the findings of The January 6th Committee, hosting his mentor Putin’s sworn enemy, and passing the Omnibus funding bill putting shutting down the government beyond the House Republicans reach, all in a flurry of activity timed to be wrapped up and placed under Joe Biden’s Christmas Tree.
Cry harder, Matt.
Coming from a guy who looks like he's from Whoville that's appropriate
— My name is… (@leegiroux) December 22, 2022
Who me? pic.twitter.com/K77E9I8hVL
— durrati 🇺🇦 (@durrati) December 22, 2022
That's what happens when you have the minority trying to control the majority.
— The 60's Kid 🕶️ (@TroyJohnston_61) December 22, 2022
I bet all the government workers love heading into another Christmas with Republicans threatening to close down their jobs
— p2c2 (@p2c22) December 22, 2022
You know it.
He's still hacked because he'll have to wait until 2023 to continue one-handed parking behind the junior high.
— NancyGged (@GgedNancy) December 22, 2022
How dare they govern before we can govern!
— Swarthy Ginger (@Thano) December 22, 2022
Let me make sure I have this right….. Keeping thousands of federal employees working is a grinch move. But shutting down the government in a vindictive move to stick it to dems is the essence of Christmas spirit…. Got it.
— Ryan Scozzafava (@RyanScozz) December 22, 2022
Republicans whine when government works as intended.
Fact check: True
— PolitLaureate, M.A. (@politlaureate) December 22, 2022
That Republican government shutdown would happen… *checks notes* around Christmas.
— Gage "Awesome Possum" (@AwesomePossom94) December 22, 2022
Tomorrow was the deadline, right?
Now we know that he had “government shutdown” at the top of his Christmas list. Right after “underaged interns”.
— KayNine 🐀 (@kk718) December 22, 2022
Santa stiffed him again.
I've missed fighting the war on Christmas.
Happy to see it's back, imma suit up. pic.twitter.com/85LS7dopNA
— GQP= Democracy Removal Machine (@annofws) December 22, 2022
— Patrick Soule (@Patsjeep) December 22, 2022
Merry Christmas, Matt:
— KD6-3.7 (@mattcolvin50) December 22, 2022
What? Grinch because Dems want to prevent a gvt shut down by Republicans? pic.twitter.com/x6ZBucqPUO
— cmad (@cmadmax) December 22, 2022
— jasonvan (@jasonnnvan) December 22, 2022
So, actually, they are stealing the GOP's Christmas?
Can live with that.
— Ronald de Jong (@Ronaldd86530213) December 22, 2022
— jasonvan (@jasonnnvan) December 22, 2022
🤣🤣🤣 Exactly right.
Merry Christmas Matt, thanks for the laughs!
As usual, asshat and ass-faced Gaetz has things ass-backwards. He wants a govt. shutdown and people not to work & get paychecks. Dems want the govt. open and providing services, with people getting paid. And Gaetz call US Grinch? WTF?
Congress shouldn’t get paid if government shuts down – they didn’t do their job.
Is Gaetz a full Russian asset or a useful idiot for Vlad. Sat during Zelensky speech on cell phone and never stood up. Looked at Boebert at the end with a cynical smirk. Asshole. That’s the nicest I can say about him. Use your imagination and I think you can read my mind on all else that I call him.
Blew through security, both of them, and should have been busted on the spot.
That should never be allowed, but especially with the Ukrainian President present!!!
What a waste of a human being. Who raised this excuse for a man?
So, this moron has time to do a podcast?
It’s one thing to go on a podcast as a guest but to actually host a podcast? One doesn’t take that much time (no more than doing an interview on one of the Sunday morning talk shows) but the other requires a bit of time–not really something you’d expect of a Congresscritter. I wish the anti-government folks who keep voting for him would realize the irony of paying their “representative” nearly $200K a year to play make-believe DJ.
At this point, his constituents learning to tie their own shoes would be something. They do not know how to spell irony let alone grasp its meaning.
I don’t think Mattie should be allowed near any woman between the ages of 12and 75, and Bingo every must be kept away from.anything that could be used as a weapon, including pencils, hair sticks, forks not made of plastic, or nail.polish (you can use it to.start a fire).