I guess we’re looking at Joe Biden’s answer to Space Force, that is, if we are to believe Marge Greene. Space Force was the new branch of the military that Donald Trump invented. You remember Mike Pence intoning that the Space Force soldiers would be called “Guardians” and everybody went Handmaid Tale bonkers?

That was actually a pretty sane moment a few years ago, compared with how bonkers things are going right now. For reasons that are not clear, the hiring of more IRS agents has been characterized as the “New IRS Army” or NIA, and NIA is going to annihilate your ass.

They’ve got the firepower to do so, too, at least that’s what Marge says.

So how will this brave new world of an IRS-dominated government work? Will it be like the Junior Spies in “1984′ who spy on their parents? There’s an 800 number and if you see Dad cheating on his taxes you call it and the nice IRS man comes and takes your father away in handcuffs and gives you an XBox for being a good citizen?

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, Marge comes up with something completely off the walls.

 

 

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  1. What the matter there Kooky Pants, is your daddy’s construction biz playing fast and loose with the payroll? Lot’s of you people (‘pubes) hire illegals, pay them under the table, etc. just begging to be audited. Scared Margie?

    • Yeah, those same employers of illegals scream and shout about “illegal” coming across the border and getting all the free stuff, taking jobs (for one third the wage a citizen would expect), raping and killing. Why is it when there’s a raid, the employers never pay a price? I don’t see a lot of illegals brandishing AR-15s and committing mass murder. Our red-blooded amurkan boys do though.

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      • There are advantages to paying under the table especially if you’re a P.O.S. who calls Immigration when the job is completed so you don’t even have to pay them at all. Common practice in MT and I would bet in NW GA….probably everywhere really.

  2. Hey they have 2nd Amendment rights too. An army comprised (not compromised) of accountants w/ calculators and unlimited supply of No2 lead pencils – I’m quaking in my house slippers.

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  3. Well, Marge knows the IRS is stocked with “lawyers and accountants” which we must remember given her roots is redneck speak for JEWS. And she’s already “proven” the existence of “Jewish Space Lasers” and the devasting damage they can cause. Who knows what else she “knows?” Seriously though it is terrifying this asswipe is a member of Congress. And will get RE-elected. That’s one of many things that’s as fucked up as things get. And should the GOP retake the House? OMFG watch out! Devin Nunes was totally unqualifed to even be on the Intelligence Committee, yet became it’s Chair and therefore part of the “Gang of Eight” which gets briefed on damned near ALL the most sensitive stuff and we know Pig-Fucker Nunes shared what he knew. Imagine the GOP putting Greene on a committee like that, or on the one for Defense!

    It’s possible in poker to draw to an inside straight but it doesn’t happen very often. But that’s the situation we’re in as the midterms approach. We are going to have to somehow motivate a record turnout and overcome as yet unprecedented GOP fuckery to successfully draw to an inside straight level victory in the House. And therefore ensure Green has no committee assignments. So keep working like hell folks because she ain’t going to jail (at least anytime soon) and will be back in Congress next year.

    • She does have a democratic challenger, so while it is a long shot, she may have embarrassed enough of her constituents to lose her seat. I know she’s in a deep red district, but Kansas was considered a ruby red state, too. She probably will be re-elected, but I’m hoping there are enough voters, with “common sense”, who will boot her ass. And Bobo too.

  4. So, Margie wants to fund the IRS and equip them with guns (why, exactly?) but turn around and defund the FBI and DOJ?

    Somehow I can imagine Margie would be calling to defund (further) the IRS and the Treasury Department if this “IRS Army” showed up at Mar-A-Lago demanding all of Donald’s tax returns–for ALL his books (the ones he used for his tax purposes and the ones he showed to investors). I mean, during the Trump years, the IRS was pushed to cut audits of the fatcat millionaires (and above) but increase audits on folks reporting less than $50K (which only added to the IRS’s staffing woes and their work burden).

  5. Let’s just hope that the irs starts looking closely at “home improvement contractor fraudsters” like empty greenes “company”…

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