I think in the normal course of events most of us lefties would be reluctant to make fun of the body image issues of nearly eighty year old men who want to put the best version of themselves before the public. But Donald Trump has left himself uniquely open to ridicule because he is an as*hole who makes fun of anybody be they political friend or foe, be they the infirm, the underaged or the disadvantaged. So if Twitter wants to larf at drumpf for having scrawny shoulders and a bloated gut I am here for it and if you opened this you apparently are too… so enjoy:
Trump has to wear shoulder pads because this is his actual body: pic.twitter.com/vBCIHNH6sE
— Alexander Hamilton 🇺🇸 (@TheeThomasB) September 25, 2024
Eeew, worse than I thought…
Why can't the so-called billionaire buy a suit that isn't shabby and poorly fitting? Joan did it better. pic.twitter.com/qydy2VErWH
— Frieda P (@loladamwants) September 25, 2024
Because Joan had class, when class was being passed out Trump thought they said “ass” and asked for a lot of it.
— Politus (@emvale331326) September 25, 2024
Yup
— Stephen Fuller (@S_Fuller40) September 25, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
The real shoulders are here. pic.twitter.com/pZxBqln0HH
— KShort (@ShortKraig) September 25, 2024
Yup
The must have Fall Fashion accessory for every Alpha Male.
— TROCK (@thomashrockwell) September 25, 2024
😆
I think these two wore them better pic.twitter.com/XZSuTlrNoi
— BoutDamnTime (@dontell51) September 25, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
That’s what happens, when you have your suits made at the MyPillow factory.
— jp (@ChefjparkJohn) September 25, 2024
Yup
Narrow tee shirt shoulders Trump v shoulder pads Trump pic.twitter.com/hpKhRy2bgj
— purplefrappe (@purplefrappe) September 25, 2024
Sad.
And Joan Collins wore less makeup.
— WHB (@Woodyman502) September 25, 2024
So does Elvira.
(He'll want you to 'own one' . . . ) pic.twitter.com/7UfojLyjT6
— scrutinyforgood (@scrutinyforgood) September 25, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Fake shoulders, fake hair, real stink.
— Bob B (@bois1234) September 25, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like it’s time for a trip to the dog groomer. pic.twitter.com/5S88z6Fx1p
— Maudi63 (@maudi63) September 25, 2024
Yup
For someone who hates to be ridiculed, Trump certainly sets himself up for a lot of it…
“You too can have a body like mine!” (if you aren’t careful)
I have the biggest boobs! The best boobs! Other old, fat men come up to me with tears in their eyes saying, “sir, please sir, how can we have boobs like yours?!” 🤢🤮
Yup. If you found him stretched out in the sun on the beach, your first impulse would be to throw wet towels over him, and then wait for high tide to roll him back in.
Or, RFK, Jr. might cut off the top of him and tie him to the roof of the station wagon for a sickening drive home!! 🤢🤭
At first I thought “EEEWW!” why go this way? Then , the lit bub moment, Dino’s stated purpose: Touché, in spades.
If he wore one of Joan’s outfits, the one pictured above would be wonderful, he’d look one hell of a lot better than he does in those suits he does wear.