Another update on the geriatric patient in the White House. Listen for the speaker to say the words “opioid faster” and then you clearly hear some strange little sounds. Also, the woman behind Trump looks down on him at that point. Then Trump decides to clear the room and man, do they hustle everybody out fast. Just another normal day in Trump world.
I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room pic.twitter.com/NHTdOyDoRN
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) February 2, 2026
— montrose620 (@montrose620) February 2, 2026
Somehow we shall endure this and we shall overcome.
Hearing in my right ear is shot and only loud sharp noises register. My left ear is borderline for needing a hearing aid so I couldn’t hear the shart. Didn’t need to. The reaction from behind Trump made it clear enough. The blond gal to his right started putting her hand up to her mouth and nose trying to ward off the smell, maybe even suppressing a gag reflex. Woman tend to have a sharper sense of smell than men, but by the end even some of the guys (and guys aren’t shy about ripping on someone for cutting loose with a loud or pungent fart) were starting to show a reaction! At the very end one of the reporters being hustled out (almost shoved – Trump’s press aid shooing them away was thinking “Where’s an ICE agent when you need one to bully people?”) spoke a question where I couldn’t make out the beginning and then got cut off. But the words “the President” were quite clearly part of of question, one along the lines of ‘did the President just fart/shart/shit his pants?”