I’m going to go back to my first theory about what happened to Lindsey Graham, which was alien mind control. Seriously, hear me out. Just look at this clip. Chris Wallace asked Graham to opine whether Nikki Haley was wrong about Trump being through in the Repubican party. At :13 in, Graham starts to respond. Now if this isn’t the most listless, dead eyed recitation of talking points that you’ve ever seen, by a man who looks like he hasn’t slept in a week, let me know a worst performance by somebody.
Lindsey Graham ends interview with Chris Wallace by kissing up to Trump's daugher-in-law.
"The biggest winner I think of this whole impeachment trial is Lara Trump… If she runs, I will certainly be behind her because I think she represents the future of the Republican Party." pic.twitter.com/YqHRWUu24y
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) February 14, 2021
“Donald Trump is the most vibrant member of the Republican party. The Trump movement is alive and well. People believe that he brought change to Washington, policy-wise, that was long overdue.” This level of un-enthusiasm would not work at a rally or in an advertisement, can we agree on that much? The cadence and passion is more akin to a funeral home director reading off some verses in a perfunctory manner over the grave of somebody he doesn’t know.
Bear in mind, Mitch McConnell said he would jump into any match where he didn’t think that the Republican candidate was electable. And he’s not the only one who is less than thrilled with this particular 2022 Senate candidate.
Lara Trump is Kelly Loeffler dressed as Marjorie Taylor Greene, pretending to be Ann Coulter.
— Stop The Cra Cra (@StopCra) February 15, 2021
Lindsey Graham imagines an entire country governed by Trump relatives, and him traveling around from Trump to Trump, doing their bidding, cleaning up their messes, and excusing their crimes. If this wasn't our reality, we'd all be applauding this as Tim Burton's greatest film.
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) February 14, 2021
You know the classic horror movie final scene where the defeated victim of demonic possession breathes their last and to line up the sequel a survivor shows the same evil grin?
Lindsey Graham wishes he was that character
— Greenseer ? (@cloudcuckoo00) February 14, 2021
I’m no longer buying that Lindsey Graham is being blackmailed. I just think he’s a crazy, evil motherfucker. Just a few weeks ago he was like, fuck Trump. And now he’s like, I love that motherfucker.
— Jason Overstreet ??? (@JasonOverstreet) February 15, 2021
Weeks after the Oklahoma City Bombing did Lindsey Graham also suggest we elect Timothy McVeigh's daughter-in-law Sharon McVeigh to the Senate? How about Devora Jones after the Jonestown Massacre? Cynthia Koresh? Beatrice bin Laden? Gladys Tsarnaev?
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) February 15, 2021
Math is the reason Lindsey Graham is so cocky on the Sunday shows. He knows the upcoming redistricting will work in the Republican’s favor. And he’s showboating. We must understand the problem to defeat the problem. pic.twitter.com/nlhxTzwGln
— PoliticsGirl (@IAmPoliticsGirl) February 14, 2021
I suppose we should look on the bright side, here. At least Graham wasn’t endorsing Ivanka Trump for the United States Senate. Or maybe I should say “yet.”
That pop you hear is Mitch uncorking the bourbon. We understand.
Lindsey Graham is and has always been all about himself. Dumb fuck extrovert.
Perfect,
“Lara Trump is Kelly Loeffler dressed as Marjorie Taylor Greene, pretending to be Ann Coulter,”
Isn’t that great?
Well Politics Girl. Why did I watch with no alcohol nearby. I guess the next evil POS with a sweet smile to make the USA totally undemocratic is … (darn, too bad about Ivanka… ffs)…. [but at least a blonde, so Faux and Fools are fine with that]