Thank God for comedy or we would all go mad. The basics of the election have been getting forgotten during the sycophantic Republican convention where both Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis sold whatever was left of their souls. And what about J.D. Vance? His own law school doesn’t like him.
J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio selected on Monday to be Donald Trump’s running mate, is a graduate of Yale Law School. But you wouldn’t know that from Yale. The Yale Law website makes no mention of the affiliation.
An item published on Tuesday afternoon describes “a reading group on Taylor Swift” organized by current students. A section titled “In the News” meticulously chronicles media appearances by alumni—but in recent weeks has not included a single mention of Vance, 49, who graduated from Yale Law in 2013 and is now just an election win and a heartbeat from the Oval Office.
The main Yale page also displays a telling lack of pride in one of the GOP’s most promising prospects. You can read a news item about how “routine violence shaped European empires,” but nothing at all about the man who may shape conservative politics for years to come.
This is the shape of *conservative* politics right now. Milwaukee was the GOP’s funeral.
— Kevin Stevenson (@bighoss2b) July 18, 2024
Tragic but true, what you’re seeing here. Tragic but true. Marco Rubio didn’t kiss the ring. Nor did Doug Burgum. But Vance knew how.
Both are hilarious. But sadly, so true.
The only “ring” vance kissed was von shitzinpants’ ring around his rectum. He tosses a salad real good vance does.
45 is a cartoon character. So so so so so so sad.