Thank you, Lauren Boebert, for making it possible for me to make the psychic connection. I knew that I knew you from someplace. You rang a bell.
But where, said I? It certainly wasn’t my home state of Colorado. I knew some white trash when I lived there, no question, but nobody with your particular brand of ignorance and arrogance, hubris coupled with vacuity, insolence meshed with abject stupidity. I never knew anybody so shallow and classless and clueless.
Then I saw this ad and it hit me. Yes, I had seen you crashing and thrashing across the desert in those awful Mad Max movies. (I liked the first three, not beyond that.) Mad Maxine is running for Congress. Sweet Jesus.
Lauren Boebert’s new campaign ad shows her supposedly winning a Demolition Derby in a ‘1776’ car. pic.twitter.com/t7D4Nbdxvq
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 1, 2022
Are you still there? Yes, but it will take a moment to get your jaw closed. We understand.
Here is a ray of hope.
Road rage and crashing into other vehicles is living your best life. But, as you see from the text above, there are other people in the world who are paying attention to Boebert’s lies and misfilings, just as they did with Cawthorn.
This is along the same line of lunacy.
— Brian Rosenworcel (@Bowl_of_Worcel) June 1, 2022
“With this car every day feels like 1776! Drive it to the next insurrection!” pic.twitter.com/l3HTLSbfFZ
— Tony (@Mesnia1016) June 1, 2022
She’s got her demographic targeted. She wants to be the trolls’ troll. There is nothing in anything she says about an actual platform, she just wants to be the best at performative assholery.
I think she has misread the room, but I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Someone needs to ask her, “What happened in 1776???” The blank expression would be priceless.
They used that to drive to the airports
“Yes, I had seen you crashing and thrashing across the desert in those awful Mad Max movies. (I liked the first three, not beyond that.)”
Um, Ursula? There’ve only been FOUR “Mad Max” movies in total. The 1979 original, the 1981 sequel (known in the US as “The Road Warrior”), the 1985 follow-up, “Beyond Thunderdome” (with Tina Turner and her 70-pound costume!) and 2015’s “Fury Road.” And how could you POSSIBLY not have liked that one? (There’s supposed to be a “Furiosa” movie coming out in a couple of years, set before the events of “Fury Road” with a different actress playing the role–Anya Taylor-Joy taking over for Charlize Theron; Theron was to have been digitally de-aged but the project’s director decided the technology’s not quite there.)
(now, I’ll get back to reading the article)
Oh, more chuckles from bobo the clown. Demolition Derbies are a very popular part of July 4 celebrations. Guess nobody told her that the cars are driven in reverse to bash each other – the engines/derby last longer that way. So, what exactly is it that she “won”, another opportunity to display her fatuous grasp of … anything?
I suspect that the drivers wear fire suits and helmets, also. Because safety.
(Friend used to drive in “24 Hours of Lemons” races, where the cars have a top price of something ridiculously low (under 2K) and are lucky to survive one race. The drivers have fire suits, helmets, head restraints, and radios, just like the big racers.)
Why her constituents ever sent her to Congress is beyond my understanding. Between her and Marjorie Taylor Greene, there seems to be a competition to see which one is the stupidest. I would have a hard time choosing a winner. They are both abysmally (I don’t know what to call it)??? Unfortunately, MTG won her primary. I hope that there is a Democrat around there somewhere who can defeat her in November. As far as Boobybert is concerned, Colorado doesn’t need her. My mother was born there. It’s a beautiful state. I would like to see a clean sweep to get this creep ousted. She poisons the earth she touches. Please, someone do something!
They’re conservative evangelical Christian.morons with misspoke educations?
I,on the other hand,lived Fury Road Good writing and acting and a,FEMALE hero amputee.
I also know someone just as arrogant,stupid, and poorly educated as Bimboebert: my Niece From Hell. We will.never go back to GA. Because her present pollutes tghe,state. She has yeyt to.run for office but she is only 43. Give her time. Homeschooling Young Earth Creationist evangelical.bitch. If you ever watched a,show called GCB(Good Christian Bitches) she is basically Kitten Chenowirh’s ‘s character,,and I would pay money to watch her,decked out in angel.wungs,and halo,and crash hi g through a,stained glass window