Don Junior does not have the greatest analytical mind. When Joe Biden was photographed eating an ice cream cone, Junior wailed, “When my father had two scoops of ice cream everybody complained!” Yes, they did, Junior. And it was because everybody else was served one and Daddy was being a jerk. But Junior couldn’t discern that.
Not that we can blame him. You fry enough dendrites and grey matter with
drugs being an animated guy, and your reasoning faculties get impaired.
Here’s another fallacious notion of Junior’s.
This isn’t the defense he thinks it is pic.twitter.com/0YPcYL2pon
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 4, 2022
That is like saying it must be a good thing, an exculpatory thing even, when:
- The shell casings are empty;
- The candy wrappers are empty;
- The safe where documents are kept is empty;
- The store’s jewelry cases were found empty that morning.
The crime charged in the search warrant included either retaining or, even worse, TRANSMITTING, defense-related materials. So Trump thinks the fact that some folders found in his resort and marked CLASSIFIED had MISSING CONTENTS makes his “defense” stronger? He can’t be that dumb https://t.co/u2svAPFnTF
— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) September 4, 2022
Umm….Professor? We beg to differ. Yes, he can be that dumb. They are all that dumb.
The folks are trying to tell you that “empty” is not a good thing, Junior. Not in this context. We know that empty is the state of your mind and it’s very normal to you, but in the intelligence world an empty classification folder is a really.bad.thing.
Still, I guess you have to give it to Junior. He tries. He knows the MAGAs need assurances, at least enough to where they’ll keep donating, and he’s trying to keep that ball rolling. God knows we don’t want the bank accounts to be empty, now that’s really scary.
Let’s hope that the gun he’s got aimed at his foot is empty, too.