I guess JD Vance never heard the old saw that if you find yourself in a hole… stop diggin’. Last night on the stump in Nevada he seemed to forget the two week ordeal he has just been through related to couches. Either that or he could not think of another way to couch his assertion that he’d be in deep doo with the ole lady if he tried to call her up to the stage. But ACYN’s Twitter followers were glad for his weird lapse. It gave them them chance to trade new couch-shagging jokes… opportunities had started to lag. We should be good to go through the convention now!
Thanks, JD!
The couch pic.twitter.com/0FgjOLUJx4
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 31, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
This can’t be real
— andyroddick (@andyroddick) July 31, 2024
But there it is…
Narrator: "and it turns out sleeping on the couch was the plan all along…"
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) July 31, 2024
😆
Seriously, the couch thing is gonna follow him for the rest of his life… pic.twitter.com/cYy5WenxS0
— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) July 31, 2024
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Vance wishes he could sleep on that couch! pic.twitter.com/tW7KjwWEu8
— MaryanneChisholm.eth ᴺᶠᵀ (🌸, 🌿) (@MaryanneChisho2) July 31, 2024
Ouch.
If naughty words aren’t you thing don’t click on this, otherwise it’s hilarious.
Cue the music…🎶 https://t.co/ZIKM3HBrhv
— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX_) July 31, 2024
AI is gonna take all our jobs. 🤣🤣🤣
At this point I think he knows he's out and is just trolling America.
— Crazy Fenak (@CrazyFenaker) July 31, 2024
🤔
#Reno had one waiting for him right outside.
We reject Vance. pic.twitter.com/ixRDl1khEQ— Vivian of the Sierras (@VivianLeal123) July 31, 2024
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Did that just really happen or is it just the ecstasy I got from Junior's dealer?
— Allen Weisselberger (@weisselbergers) July 31, 2024
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This book must be banned. It’s inappropriate for children. https://t.co/LH01TLR1c8
— Concerned Parent in North Texas (@ZachRunsThings) July 31, 2024
😂😂😂
He wouldn’t call her up there, cuz the pushback from MAGA from her not being ⚪️ would sink his already unfavorable polls. 🤷🏽♀️
— Charli Huxley (@ImKnotTheOne) July 31, 2024
Yup
Which..
Is. What. He. Wants! pic.twitter.com/ZZQN8Y8wiz— Jodi Andrea ₿ (@Jodiannoyed) July 31, 2024
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If he meant that as a joke, he’s an idiot.
If he didn’t, he’s an idiot. #VanceIsAWeirdo— Pearse Reynolds 🇮🇪🇪🇺🔶💙 (@PearseReynolds) July 31, 2024
Yup
So which is it JD are you just stupid, or has drumpf told you you’re out and you just don’t give a rattan’s ass anymore?
Inquiring minds want to know…






















between this article and the NABJ conference I can’t stop laughing!!
I don’t know man, von shitzi admitting he made a mistake? Not sure that’s going to happen and getting rid of hillbilly boy is a sure-fire way to say to the world “I fucked up”. His best plan of action would be to put hillbilly boy in some room at maralardo and tell him to stay there, quietly, until after the election. Of course then von shitzi would have to get off his ass and off the links to actually campaign. I’m just not seeing any good things here for lard ass.
Although, here is another thought–perhaps shitzi doesn’t care what hillbilly boy says because it keeps people from harping on his own short-comings of which there are many. His team may be pretending to be mad but maybe are playing the voters. It isn’t as if it’d be hard to do considering the intellectual capacity of those voters.
Spike. One correction, Fake hillbilly boy.
You’re not sure Von Schitzenpantz will admit to making a mistake?????
I think there’s no way in hell that’s ever gonna happen!
I expect that as their candidacy sinks in the polls, Herr Von Schitzie will take the lunacy to unimaginable levels, ultimately winning only the hardest-core MAGA states, and will NEVER understand as long as he lives how things went south – oh, some people around him will try to explain it to him, but Frick and Frack will back up his version of the story to the hilt.
Sorry. Al Yankovic – JD Vance has just taken your title.
I vote stupid. I guess all that fancy talk about the ivy league has been fake news all along. This pissant? Cruz?