You thought Elon Musk getting his hands on Twitter was going to be something. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait until Mike Lindell gets his hands on the Republican National Committee.

It’s official now. Mike has done his due diligence and talked to God, and all his ducks are in a row.

Lindell brings a wealth of experience to the job. Well, not political experience, per se, but surely being a carpet cleaner, card dealer, pig farmer, bartender, and crack cocaine addict gives him skills which might assist him in being the watchdog of the RNC and how they handle their finances. And you know what? He might just be right. After all, what qualifications did Ronna McDaniel bring to the job, other than being Mitt Romney’s niece? And as phuqued up as the GOP is, I’m not sure Lindell can make it much worse. (Sorry I couldn’t embed the video. Hit the link and go to Raw Story.)

“When you don’t bother, when you turn an eye, when you collect money, Steve, and it’s almost illegal, I think, what they did. They collected money, the RNC collects money and then they don’t do anything with the election integrity crime.”

This is good. Mike Lindell is going to be the conscience of the GOP. He’s going to make sure that donations get funneled where they belong, where they will do the most good. I say, wonderful. This is a simply wonderful development. When we’re not watching the guy with the kilt testify about Hunter Biden’s laptop, we can watch Lindell set the RNC straight.

I haven’t heard crickets from Ronna McDaniel in response to this news. That should be illuminating.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Ye Gods as president and the pillow guy as House Speaker.

    Irish passports are available for anyone with at least one great-grandparent born on the island of Ireland (and we do accept asylum seekers)

    • Three of my grandparents were born in Ireland. They came over circa 1905. I had heard that I had a right of repatriation, if I wanted it. Trust me, when Trump got elected, I thought about going back to my ancestral home.

  2. Maybe, just maybe when those who vote on who will chair the RNC send him packing, when his attempt to be the Big Kahuna goes down in flames he will turn his attention to his own election loss. And instead of his bullshit about Trump he will focus all his “experts” on rooting out the “fraud” that denied him becoming head of the RNC. Dare we hope?

    • I pretty much said the same thing in Ursula’s “Beyond Parody” story on the 24th.

      My response then (and is still applicable):

      Joseph November 24, 2022 At 11:34 am

      Two scenarios I foresee:

      First, Lindell loses the vote and hires the Cyber Ninjas to prove reveal how the election was stolen/rigged.

      Second, McDaniel loses the vote and demands recount after recount and then takes the matter to court to prove Lindell stole the election (by bribing folks with their very own MyPillows and other stuff from the MyStore).

      Either way, it will be downright hilarious watching the RNC be subjected to the wacky hijinks they’ve inflicted upon the rest of us.

  3. “After all, what qualifications did Ronna McDaniel bring to the job, other than being Mitt Romney’s niece?”

    In fairness, according to Wiki, McDaniel did actually serve as Michigan’s representative to the Republican National Committee in 2014 and the next year, was elected to be chair of the Michigan Republican Party which she held for almost two years before becoming the national party Chair.

    Lindell doesn’t even have that much experience.

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