I’ve come to a conclusion. What I’m thinking is that there are no reflective surfaces at Mar-a-Lago, Bedminster, and the like. What they have in place of mirrors are portraits of Donald Trump as Superman, as the Great Gatsby, as a rock star, fighter pilot, you name it. Because for anybody who looks like this guy really looks to be trashing another man’s looks, does not make sense otherwise.
Trump is thinking that Uncle Joe might not run, due to health.
Trump on Biden: “Physically he’s not exactly looking strong. I wouldn’t say that he looks like a picture of health.” pic.twitter.com/xdMTnFxhyM
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 21, 2023
And what might a picture of health look like, pray tell?
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 21, 2023
Oh yeah, we forgot. This is the picture of health that shanks the golf balls off into the trees but in his memory, at least a few of those shots were holes in one. Righto.
So which looks healthier? pic.twitter.com/srVtOOLsQk
— M Ferguson (@crochetmamma) July 21, 2023
And another.
— Jen (@JenC222) July 21, 2023
Here’s a jewel that we found just the other day.
— 🐶 🐿🦉🇮🇪 Jamesey 🇺🇦🦋🐝😸 (@SeamusDubsLFC) July 21, 2023
People ask if these are photoshopped. I think that when you have a horrible diet, little exercise, lots of stress and you’re a rotten person, that it shows up on your face, like the Portrait of Dorian Gray in reverse.
My money’s on the guy who runs and rides a bike as opposed to driving a golf cart.
Contrast and compare. pic.twitter.com/0vqXwLKX41
— Cosmopolitan 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇵🇱🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🟦 (@phillips_allen1) July 21, 2023
How about we have a simple contest? How about we see how many push ups each guy can do?
Right…….😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6b6Pq9tmBn
— Story of bas Monde (@FascistMurica) July 21, 2023
That’s it. I can’t look at any more. My eyes are threatening to come out my ears if I don’t stop torturing them and they’re right.
It’s not even the pot calling the kettle black, it’s the pot calling out the polished silverware.
It’s more like the outhouse calling out the marble bathroom with multi-spray showerheads, heated towel racks and a view out the window.
For a very long time, Joe Biden was known to be one of the top five golfers in the DC political world. Once he became VP he didn’t get to play as often and he admits his game fell off some. But I’ll bet a few sessions on the range and while he wouldn’t get back to what he once was he’d do ok. So here’s what I’d like to see. Have golf match between Trump and Biden on neutral territory – someplace neither has played before or at least more than once or twice. A true championship level course. A LONG course, with tough holes, and one that could host a major or international competition like the Ryder Cup or President’s Cup. My first choice would be Augusta National because while it doesn’t show up well on a TV screen, it is one HILLY course. It’s a true hike in every sense of the word even for fit pro golfers with a caddy carrying their bag. However, I’m pretty sure the members would never want Trump’s foul stench soiling their hallowed grounds so that’s out.
However, in the DC area there’s the Robert Trent Jones course which has hosted multiple President’s Cup competitions. Not all that hilly but it’s long and not for the faint of heart. Some of the hole run close to Lake Manassas. It’s one exclusive place. So the Secret Service wouldn’t have trouble securing things. And they have experience with hosting TV coverage too.
Let Biden and Trump play eighteen holes there, televised LIVE. And, while each could have a caddy carry their bag, they’d have to WALK the entire 18 holes! Trump would jump out to a lead I’m sure. Even without cheating (which he wouldn’t be able to do with cameras right there every step) he’d start out ok. But he’d be sucking wind by the end of the first nine holes. Give them five minutes to use the head and start right in on the second 9 holes. (With paramedics close by cause Trump might need them) I don’t know that Trump could make it 18 holes WALKING. And he’d be spraying shots all over the place. Biden would whip his butt in the end. Assuming Trump didn’t do a Roberto Duran type quitting says “No Mas.”
Wouldn’t that be a sight to see? Hell, Trump would never go for it but the excuses he’d come up with would be entertaining in and of themselves!
never gonna happen. the ego will not allow it.
That is drop dead brilliant. But you know in advance that when Joe kicks his ass he’ll cry “Rigged Game!”
Don’t count on Augusta not wanting Fat Donnie there. GA is,MAGA land still,and until recently it was,segregated and neither PoC or women could play there.
There are mirrors in Trumpworld. They’re only allowed in Melania’s areas of whatever residence….
Hitler on the Hudson is the most nasty looking insurrectionist of the bunch, and there are some ugly looking insurrectionist.
To work for Trump, you have to be a “YES” man or woman! So, you must commit to Trump’s DELUSION of GRANDEUR…HE is a “God”, his looks are Godly & he is always right!
If you are a,woman, the main requirement is being generically pretty. Competence at the job isn’t as important as looks for women in Trump World.
I guess Cruella,decks was sneaked in because Trump.would never have to see her since he hates education.
DeVos. Autosux strikes again.