Donald Trump Vows To Write ‘Real Book’ Of His Own. Whaddya Think? Pop-Up Or Board Book?


Today, Bob Woodward’s new book ‘Fear’ is out today. In the week lead up to its release, Donald Trump has been denying and railing against everything that Woodward has to say, adding just yesterday that since the book is a “total joke,” he would write “real book” of his own.  I suppose that may be true one day if you count a fairy tale written in orange crayon with randomly capitalized letters.

Yesterday, Trump tweeted, “The Woodward book is a Joke – just another assault against me, in a barrage of assaults, using now disproven unnamed and anonymous sources,” Trump tweeted. “Many have already come forward to say the quotes by them, like the book, are fiction. Dems can’t stand losing. I’ll write the real book!”

Journalist Ed Krassenstein wrote, very aptly, “Trump is now promising to write his own book about the White House.  I suspect it will go something like this: “My, Wite House waz bigley bettor. then Barrack Obuma’s because Shawn Hanity sed soe?”


I’m thinking it should be a pop-up coloring book, for sure.  It will be most credible and readable by Trump followers.


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