Ah, to be a Trump attorney, particularly those of the female persuasion. There’s nothing like it. As you know, Donald Trump is going to be arraigned in court in a few days and he has told his followers See You Next Tuesday and no, that’s not code for anything vile, that is literally what is going down. Trump will be at the courthouse in Miami on Tuesday and he wants the MAGA troops to be out in force.
And “prepping” the troops, by “explaining the law” to them, is none other than Christina Bobb — who, correct me if I’m wrong, seems to be teetering on the verge of hysterical laughter towards the end. Bear in mind, Bobb was the lawyer who signed off on everything getting back to where it belonged, under penalty of perjury. In her shoes, I wouldn’t be sleeping a lot at night.
Trump’s lawyer Christina Bobb says she’s not worried about the indictment because the Special Counsel doesn’t understand how the Presidential Records Act works. pic.twitter.com/0PBpo5MMEC
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 10, 2023
And this is normal, we are to surmise, because Bobb tells us if Trump decrees it as such, well then by golly, it is.
You haven’t lived until you have sh*t under a chandelier at Mar a Lago surrounded by top secret US Gov’t documents and a single plastic waste bin from the Dollar Store. pic.twitter.com/p3rg0THQoD
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) June 9, 2023
Is it just me, or does the chandelier look severely at odds with the tacky plastic shower curtain and the bare metal window up high?
Now this image normalizes the scene.
— insiderfilms (@insiderfilms1) June 10, 2023
And if you’re wondering why you haven’t heard from Ivanka or Melania lately, maybe this could be it?
BREAKING: Either Ivanka or Melania potentially implicated in the Mar-a-Lago indictment.
Reference to a female family member involved in decisions about where to move the boxes.
So: Ivanka or Melania most likely.
Or possibly: Kimberly Guilfoyle or Lara Trump?
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) June 9, 2023
My bet — the "Trump family member" referenced in the indictment is likely Melania.
Someone better get her own lawyer. But then again, I really don't care, do u? pic.twitter.com/ltQROU9lpT
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) June 10, 2023
Or maybe Kari Lake? She practically lives at Mar-a-Lago. But most likely it’s Melania. The person saying, “I see you put boxes to Potus [sic] room” doesn’t sound like a native English speaker to me — nor an accomplished linguist who is fluent in six languages, while we’re on the subject.
Maybe that’s why Melania was out on the street in flats and no makeup yesterday. She was probably seeking the counsel of everybody from a lawyer to a fortune teller as to what she should do next.
It’s going to be a long hot summer in Florida. Jack Smith just turned up the heat.
This schadenfreude is delicious with champagne.
Correct! Cheers! 🥂
Forget moose and squirrel. Bring me passport!!!
Hey Bobble head…I dare you to say that to Jack’s face, or…under oath.
Isn’t this the same lawyer Corcoran and another Trump lawyer who, realizing the trouble Trump was trying to get them into (Corcoran had sealed up a folder with some classified docs and Trump wanted him to “take care of” as in hide in his safe or somewhere the govt. couldn’t look) got to show up the next morning and sign the “we’ve given everything back” affidavit? If so she needs to be worried about her own but and be working with her own lawyer. At the best to keep from being disbarred and at the worst, if there’s evidence we don’t yet know that she DID know what she signed was bogus she could be charged and convicted for perjury and Obstruction of Justice!
You can always tell who cannot even make the attorney F list by the fatuous and incredibly stupid things they say. This Bobb twat actually makes F list attorneys look brilliant. If this is what the shit gibbon has defending him we are in for an entertaining shit show. What clown car of rectums did they pull this one out of?
And as was pointed out by someone on the MSNBC indictment marathon last night, behind that cheap, tacky shower curtain are MORE boxes, stacked almost to the ceiling. You can just see a bit of them over the shower curtain. I swear, if his brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.
It was Chris Hayes.
You can see a reflection of them in the farther windowpane. That’s at least a 7-foot stack. The boxes are being crushed – they’re not meant to be stacked that high. You can see the damage even in the shorter stacks.
What amazes me is that at the beginning of her delusional rant, she literally said Trump ceased to be the president at 12:01 p.m. on January 20, 2021 and then proceeded to say that as the president he was the one who had the authority to say what he could retain as part of the Presidential Records Act. 🤔🤥