Vogue Guts Melania As “Freelance Magician” “Cosplaying the Apprentice” In Scathing...
We know Donald throws ketchup bottles. What do you suppose Melania throws? Chanel No. 5? Champagne? Oh, that's right. She doesn't drink. Maybe her...
Legal actions are worthless? ABSOLUTE. IMMUNITY.
Gotta get people gone. Control, control, control. Mine, all mine. Do as I say. Jobless. Random firings. No reason(s) given. What the hell. My...
Benji Humors Madman Who Wants To Turn “Gaza Into The Riviera”...
The Canadians and the Mexicans are not the only ones humoring the sick crazy bastard that currently holds the title president of the United...
Crockett Blasts “Mediocre White Boys” Wait For the Explosion
You may recall yesterday that one of Trump's appointees to the Department of Justice said that it was necessary to have "competent white men"...
Agents Get the Drop On DOJ, FBI After Seeing Handwriting On...
Another unprecedented day in America. Over at the Senate chambers votes are proceeding apace for the worst FBI director in the history of that...
Gabbard Nomination Advances, Russian TV Is Ecstatic
This is yet another weird scene in the dystopian novel that we're living in. Russian TV has gone on record about Trump's cabinet and...
The World Has Learned the Secret Of Dealing With Trump, That’s...
Bear in mind Donald Trump's one and only talent: he's a master propagandist. Every single thing that he does he figures out a way...
Trump Admits He Doesn’t Know What Musk Is Doing Or Whether...
There are many types of intelligence in the world. We've all met people who are math whizes, able to draw with ease, able to...
“I’m Getting A Boner” DOT Sec’y Sean Duffy To Female Co-Worker
You undoubtedly saw the Department of Transportation Secretary, Sean Duffy, dancing naked. It's all over the internet and we wrote about it here. Turns out...
Trump’s Secret Agenda Suffers Setback From Stock Market Panic
As we've observed time and time again, Donald Trump is nothing if not predictable. He huffed and puffed this weekend and threatened to blow...
