American Flag Was Defiled At Mar-a-Lago. Code Violation Meets Metaphor
Standards at Mar-a-Lago are falling so fast that it's actually preferable to have Lara Trump on stage than some of the other *performers* that...
There Was A Bombing At Mar-a-Lago Too, On New Year’s Eve
The dream dies hard for some people. We all have our dreams. When we're kids we want to be everything from cowboys to international...
Carter Was A Submariner. Trump’s A Turd Emperor. What’s the Connection?
"Everything Trump touches dies" (Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project)
There's a corollary to the above statement which is that 'Everything Trump touches turns to...
“We Need A Lot Of People Coming In” Trump Blows Up...
Trump 2.0 is blowing up on the launchpad, which makes complete sense considering the proximity of Elon Musk to these proceedings. In fact, you...
Melania Dances Worse Than Donald
This is a first and may very well be a last, Melania Trump "dancing." If you're looking for an example of BWD (bad white...
Just Click Your Heels 3 Times And You’ll Be Cured. There...
This is the guy that’s gong to be heading Medicare and Medicaid. We’re doomed and that’s just guessing a look at from outside. This...
To Me it Seems Quite Clear – That It’s All Just...
Bonus points if you know the song! Information at the end of the column. I’m thinking we are currently looking at tRump 2.1. He’s...
Trumpty Bored With Elon On NYE
This is not exactly one of those Kodak moments. Donald Trump and Elon Musk have on tuxedos and Musk has his kid on his...
I’ll Bet That The Fireworks That Just Went Off Outside Are...
These folks here have been setting off a LOT of fireworks for weeks now and it was barely 8 today! But when I look...
Junior Lets It Slip How He Hates Being Around Daddy’s Drunk...
Say, how many of you sent Donald Trump, Jr. a birthday card today, raise your hands? No phuquing body? How could that be, he's...
