Screenings Of Melania Canceled In Minnesota Due To No Sales
It's still way too early to tell what will happen on the west coast vis a vis Melania: The Motion Picture, but it's a...
Melania’s Movie Trolled
The hype continues for Melania's big premiere on Friday. Today the alleged multi-linguist rang the stock market opening bell because of course she's on...
Three Tickets Sold For Melania In London
Now I must say that I was emphatically not expecting this level of a flop. But The Guardian is reporting advance ticket sales in the...
Melania Glazes Herself. She Describes Herself As “A Visionary, Often Alone...
The term "visionary" has been applied to many people, usually in the fields of science or entertainment. Einstein was a visionary. Oppenheimer was a...
New “Fake Melania” Rumors Abound
I don't know why this is an urban legend that is with us, but it is, the idea of a Melania double. My sole...
Jill Biden’s Xmas Extravaganza In WH Is Lightyears Past Melania’s Mess
The cultural divide plows right through the White House, unfortunately. Depending on whether there's a Democrat or a Republican on the premises, a lot...
GOP Buying Out Tickets To Melania
The clock is ticking. Tonight is a premiere of Melania at the Kennedy Center and tomorrow is the real world premiere, the crucible in...
“Exhaustively Boring and Chillingly Vain Autohagriography” Finally A Review Of Melania
It makes sense that reviews of Melania are only just now coming out, on the big premiere day. These reviews would scare the bejesus...
“Love Inspires Velour” Melania Flops Channeling Eleanor Roosevelt
Melania Trump is in a new phase in her life. At the beginning of Trump 1.0, she decided she was going to be the...
“Not A Single Ticket Sold At Boston’s Largest Theater For Melana...
I guess that this must be what watching a train wreck would be like if you had an unlimited vision of the rest of...
