Maybe Mike Lindell isn’t the only Trump ally to have smoked a lot of crack. Right now Trump’s former campaign manager Brad Parscale aka the Guy Who Got Arrested In His Underwear sounds like he’s up in Cloud Coo Coo Land, too. Parscale thinks that impeachment is a good thing and for him, apparently, there can’t be too many impeachments.
If Trump asked me how to win again. I would run on being impeached twice. They are about to give him super powers. They just aren’t smart enough to see it. It’s why we laughed at Mike Tyson in the Hangover. They just don’t get it yet. They are about to make him a martyr.
— Brad Parscale (@parscale) February 6, 2021
Statement to Trump:
“If they only impeached you twice, you need to run again. Because to change the system you have to kick it in the a#$. I would love to be the only President to be impeached three times. Because history remembers those that didn’t conform.
I’m in, are you?”
— Brad Parscale (@parscale) February 6, 2021
Didn’t they blow up the Death Star twice?
How many do we have to blow up? pic.twitter.com/hk6lFQve0V
— Nuremberg Trials II (@FieldingFishly) February 6, 2021
I don’t know about Trump, but I wouldn’t be listening to the big brain on Brad. Or, maybe Brad can go to work for Ivanka when she runs against Marco Rubio. That might be good for laughs.
“I’m in, are you?”
A resounding ‘No’ echoes back from the whole country.
Besides, how will he run from prison?
He will have it made in Prison, free room and board, learn to eat a lot of soup as those 50 gallon cookers are easy to make for large groups …
The days of his specialty meals of fast food will be over, but the biggest problem — it will be impossible to get anyone to accept his long distant calls from the hallway phones, so a run for office, if he can sneak by his second impeachment aimed at keeping him out of office forever … is virtually impossible now …
Oh, Darrel, why, oh why, are you once again assuming this man will act like every other human being you’ve ever met?
Sounds like a junkie coming down from his happy juice, alright.
Sounds like he’s been up for days.
Somebody should have told Brad that for superpowers he needed to have tights under his Y fronts
For what it is worth there are 3 death star finales. Episode 4, a new hope, episode 6, the return of the jedi. starkiller base came out in the force awakens. Somehow the empire never figured out that death stars were not very effective.