More about Donald Trump’s health. You probably heard earlier this week that Trump takes plenty of aspirin, believing it to be a blood thinner and saying, “I don’t want thick blood pouring into my heart.” Maybe a vampire or other blood expert can figure out what he’s talking about. Thick blood? In all events, the Wall Street Journal reports just how thin-skinned Trump is. Wait for him to scream at them, wanna bet?
His physical signs of aging are becoming more evident to some of his closest advisers. His skin is so delicate that Pam Bondi, now his attorney general, caused his hand to bleed when she nicked him with her ring while giving him a high-five at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.
Wow. That must have been a scene, especially since Trump can’t stand the sight of blood and most especially because he can’t stand the sight of his own blood. And this you’ll love: morbid obesity and all, his heart is that of a man much younger.
Barbabella said in the statement to the Journal that Trump is in “exceptional health and perfectly suited to execute his duties as Commander in Chief.” The White House provided the Journal with a summary of a Mayo Clinic AI-assisted analysis of Trump’s electrocardiogram that estimated the president’s cardiac age to be that of a 65-year-old.
“As a clinician, you look for clues in people, even if they’re not your patient, and he is just with it on some fairly complex topics,” Mehmet Oz, a physician who serves as administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said in an interview with the Journal. Oz hasn’t provided medical care to Trump.
Oh yes, “with it” is the descriptor that one would use to describe Trump. And we know how reliable AI is, so anything AI-assisted has got to be the gospel truth, ne c’est pas? Give AI enough facts and it will conclude Trump is Thomas Jefferson. And he explains why he has so many fewer meetings than he had in Trump 1.0.
He said he had asked his staff to modify his schedule so that he can have fewer, more important meetings that he can devote more attention to—a change he doesn’t attribute to age, but to using his time more efficiently. Administration officials said they haven’t yet pared down his meeting schedule.
Pshaw, it’s not age, it’s time management. Oh well, at least it hasn’t gotten as bad as when Chinese state media portrayed Mao Tse-tung swimming in the Ganges River and it was an obvious fake. Trump isn’t yet swimming in the Pacific Ocean — or walking on it. Although the year is young, just be patient.
I think that you meant “n’est-ce pas”
some of his close advisors are starting to notice? are they idiots? it’s glaringly obvious to anyone watching on tv or seeing still images.
If his heart is in good condition, it could be because he’s never used it – not for anything normal people associate with the heart, such as love or compassion or the like.
But if his doctor said – as I read somewhere – that he should limit himself to 2 baby aspirins per day, he might well have chronic kidney disease (CKD). And if he’s guzzling 325 mg tablets, that could take a toll. Unless all the salt from the fast food and catsup is neutralizing the pH of the salicylic acid which is aspirin. If CKD gets to the point of killing the patient, it’s a very painful death.