Yes, to paraphrase the kid in Poltergeist ‘She’s Baaaaaaack!’ If all the world’s nukes were launched tonight come morning Ann Coulter would, like the cockroaches somehow survive. She just won’t go, and more importantly stay away. She’s wishing she’d kept the anal orifice on her face shut this time. It seems Ms. Coulter believes one should have a long, LONG ancestral history to serve as our President. Even second, much less third or fourth generation doesn’t make someone American enough as far as she’s concerned. Well, she’s getting ratioed on social media because St. Ronald, the Reagan doesn’t qualify. Neither does TRUMP! Uh ho…
Let’s take a look at the huge pile of steaming brown excrement Coulter tripped and fell face first into. It’s been one of those days but Mediaite reported on Colter’s tweet about the ‘beautiful ending’ of Trump’s SOTU and how it reminds her that love of country has to be in one’s genes. Going way, way the hell back:
That beautiful ending to Trump’s SOTU address reminds me why we can’t have a second-, third-, or fourth- generation immigrant as president. Love for our country has to be in your genes.
I can embed videos on Xitter but haven’t figured out how to copy mere tweets into a post. My apologies. You’ll have to click on the link to Mediaite but if you need a good laugh, or at least to smile for a couple of minutes trust me – you’ll be glad you did. I’ll go so far as to say if you think about all the fun responses while getting ready for bed your dreams will be good ones!
What’s so funny about this is Reagan who at one point was worshiped by all conservatives and idolized by even Coulter wouldn’t qualify. Both grandparents on one side immigrated from Ireland and one on the other from England. Oops. But this is about Coulter once again being all-in for Trumpty. At first she loved him, then turned on him but now loves him again. Maybe she’s got a new mental disease: Bi-Polar Trump Derangement Syndrome. Symptoms include extreme swings between gushing over how awesome he is and calling him out as a dumbass P.O.S. who will destroy the conservative movement. Anyway, Coulter is back cheerleading for Trump again.
As the linked article notes Coulter is fond of throwing her genealogy at people, touting her roots back to colonial times. Ok, mine doesn’t go back quite THAT far but close. On my dad’s side the first Elliot settled here and started his family in 1802. On mom’s side her dad’s family goes well back into the 1800s and her grandmother was full-blooded Lakota so take that Ann! As for Trump…
As we know on his dad’s side Fredreich Drumpf first came here and was allowed in under questionable circumstances. To flee military service in his homeland. He tried to go back and was told to get his ass back out or go to prison so he left and came back here, and again it’s questionable how he managed to gain entry to the U.S. It’s fun to think about the asshole maybe being an ‘illegal immigrant’ but as we know conservatives will twist themselves into pretzels to rationalize in Trump what they excoriate in ANYONE else. The point is Trump’s grandad who ‘Americanized’ his name to Trump married a recent immigrant from Scotland so he’s only second generation “real American!”
It gets even better because under Coulter’s standards Trump’s children wouldn’t qualify to be President either. And let’s not forget that NO ONE in Trump’s family going back generations has served so much as one single day in any country’s military. Yeah, Coulter stepped in it bigly time. Like I said she’s been gotten mercilessly (and deservedly) ratioed on Xitter and it really is worth a minute or so of your time to click on the link to Mediaite and enjoy yourself. One in particular jumped out at me – it noted that architect of Trump’s cruel immigration policy Stephen Miller is only alive(?) because recent ancestors escaped the Holocaust. How the hell a guy with his family history turned into whatever vile creature he is astounds me.
Coulter has always thought she was oh so smart and clever. She exploited being tall (about six feet), blonde and blue eyed with a large rack into being a conservative hypocrite woman who made one helluva career and a ton of money criticizing other women, in particular progressive women who married and had kids and also careers. Coulter I must note has never been married or had kids. Just who the hell is SHE to slut shame other women? But I digress.
Coulter used to make a BFD about being a graduate of an Ivy League university. Columbia. Yes, THAT Columbia in NYC. For some reason she hasn’t spoken up in a long time, no doubt because she’s flaunted that credential and Columbia which is now on Trump’s (and MAGA’s) sh*t list. But she’s Ann Coulter and if not as much an attention whore as Trump she’s in his league. She just HAS to pop up. Well, this time (as has happened in the past) she did so in the form of one of those blow up punch dolls – the kind you punch in the face but there’s a few inches of sand in a weight at the bottom that makes it stand right back up so you can keep punching it. And with her tweet the new Coulter punch doll (MAGA certified Real Mur-i-kun) is getting worked over pretty good.
Now, we can hope some journalist will mention Coulters tweet to Trump about needing to be American ‘in their genes’ to be President. (Oh, Biden’s ancestry goes back to around 1700 and Obama had ancestors at freaking Jamestown) Trump will assume she’s right, and then the reporter could drop the hammer with a follow up pointing out that Coulter also said even a fourth generation person isn’t American enough. Then ask “Since you’re only third generation on your dad’s side and second generation of your mom’s doesn’t that mean YOU aren’t American enough? Or your children?” Wouldn’t you just love to see Trump fly off the handle over that? I know I would.
Well, if we had to see Ann Coulter try to grab some spotlight at least we got to see her make a fool of herself doing so. So hell yes I’m going to enjoy her wallowing in the humiliation she’s brought on herself. I’ll bet I have lots of company.
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I am 15th generation North American on my Father’s side( Jamestown Virginia,1610), and 11th generation on my Mother’s side ( again, Jamestown, 1642) both sides originally from England.
So all of you damned foreigners get the hell off of my lawn!!!
*smirk*
I also wonder why exactly the new quarters have “pilgrims” on one side and the Mayflower on the reverse as “early founders”, when those late comers came in 1620, a full 13 years after Jamestown was settled, and the only first they had was bringing the religious nuts here.
Even the first Thanksgiving wasn’t held by them, it was at Berkeley Hundred on the James River in Charles City County on December 4, 1619 where by order of the Virginia Company Charter the settlers were compelled, upon landing, to give thanks to God for their safe arrival.
Other than bringing the religious nuts, the “pilgrims” offered and did absolutely nothing.
Only after the War Between the States, did the stolen valor occur, and history rewritten. To the victors go the spoils and the history.
I recall a cartoon from long ago that implored England to please take back their Puritans. As for folks from England there’s proof that Scandinavians got here long before anyone from ye olde England. However even THEY were many thousands of years after Native Americans crossed what is now the Bering Straight (once upon a time it was a land bridge between continents) and become the first Americans. All the rest of us are Johnny Come Latelys compared to them!
Of course assholes like Coulter don’t count them as even human beings much less Americans. But various tribes formed and created cultures of their own. Had European settlers not had firearms, even with which they still had a helluva time overcoming Native American control of the U.S. most of us wouldn’t be here.
Considering how unreliable the Match-locks of the day were, especially in the rain, it is a wonder 15X Great-Grandfather’s scalp didn’t end up on Chief Wahunsonacock ‘s lodge pole along with that of John Rolfe, who came to America with his illegal tobacco seeds on the same boat (Discovery), with my GGF, and married the Chief’s daughter Pocahontas. Probably the only reason they survived at all.
Kind of fun that my GGF knew her.
By her metric and divine providence the next president might be his gg-grandson or gg-granddaughter. No one had greater wisdom, nor deeper roots, nor greater love of his country.
Sitting_Bull
Why does anyone seek her counsel? Pretty hair, though.
Our Pop told us, he had 2 distant brothers, that came over from Austria (now Germany) in 1492 & Pop’s was 1/4 Cherokee. Mom was Scot/Irish. My younger brother, did the Ancestral Research. It’s interesting to know where u come from. My only regret, I didn’t get to go, to Great Britain. Life is short, try to do your “bucket list”, if u can. Peace