Ursula Faw admitted in her earlier post that she almost, momentarily… alright for a second on two… felt sorry for poor Tiffany Trump, scheduled to be walked down the aisle by her drumpfy-grumpy daddy in Mar-A-Lardo this weekend – dear old dad being fresh off the humiliating losses of his hand picked candidates in the mid-terms and all.
But I got no feels to waste of Tiff, who is marrying a real billionaire unlike her Dollar Tree version billionaire of a father who looks more like he’s thinking about shanking Dr. Oz and Blake Masters while aisle walking his less-favored daughter than any impending nuptials…
Nah, I don’t feel sorry for Tiffany who should have tied the knot in Mykonos or Monaco or anyplace else other than drumpf’s run down roach motel, who I almost, but not really, feel sorry for is the Faux News viewers who must be really confused about now… even more so than usual.
After taking a second mortgage on the double-wide to trick out their F-150s with Trump Flags and FJB gear, they are now being subjected to Rupert Murdoch’s minions on their favorite entertainment channel trashing their bronzed super hero on the regular.
And after months of Trafalgar Polls telling them that their party was going to win 55 or more Senate Seats they have to watch Hannityjob tell them this:
Meanwhile at a resort in Florida: pic.twitter.com/haNDM3zAKh
— Davey (@Daveydelphia76) November 12, 2022
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He’s talking like Nevada is dying or something. Get a grip, Lumpy, my god.
— Erin Leigh🌻 (@pukeuprainbows) November 12, 2022
Heh – “Lumpy”…
WOW Rupert Murdoch is so over Trump tonights NYPOST pic.twitter.com/sFH4wkldVq
— Curt Hoppe (@curthoppe) November 12, 2022
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— Kim Leazure (@KimLeazure) November 12, 2022
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If Hannity wants more Republicans elected, he and Tucker need to stop putting them on the air.
— Meidas Rick 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@RandallUhrig) November 12, 2022
Yup
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It turned out to be a red algae bloom. Toxic, but not widespread
— Dave Powell 🖖 (@WondyMan) November 12, 2022
Wow, acknowledging vote counting. Guess Hugo Chavez sat this election out?
— Mike D (@mdliny) November 12, 2022
Must have ghosted it.
The boy in the bubble. Rough.
— georgeshainakat (@pashaina890) November 12, 2022
😂😂😂
— VaxedAndMaskedMooseAndSquirrel (@hoovesandpawse) November 12, 2022
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Aww, poor things.
— American Polak | 🇺🇸🇪🇺🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦 (@am_polak) November 12, 2022
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Spanky talked to Fox lawyers…thinks a day of newsy will insulate him…
— C.C. Gardiner (@ChanGardiner) November 12, 2022
Yup
— John (@ruprechtsfork) November 12, 2022
Wheeee!!!
What a great week!
Now if Boebert would just go ahead and lose.
I just mentioned to my wife that tiff was getting married at Mar a lardo. her first question was I wonder how much trump is charging his daughter for the wedding.
She’s his daughter, not the Secret Service.
He won’t put any extra mark-up on, and he’ll charge her only the retail price.
The bride’s parents traditionally pay for the wedding (modern dowry) so, nah, he won’t charge for it because he’d be the one paying.