Oh, man, you go watch a movie for a little while on a Saturday night and when you come back to the internet it’s more bat guano than when you left. Dear God.
The debate between Democrat Adam Frisch and incumbent Lauren Boebert for the congressional seat in CO-03 took place tonight and the clips coming out of it are humdingers.
Here’s a warm up. We start with abortion exceptions as they may or may not relate to the 19th Amendment. As always, I am not making this up.
Question: Do you think we should repeal the 19th amendment?
Boebert: No
Question: Should there be an exception for rape or incest when it comes to women’s healthcare?
Boebert: Is that in relation to the 19th amendment? pic.twitter.com/xXY1CnyWPt— Acyn (@Acyn) September 11, 2022
Are you falling on the floor? Well, get back up or take the computer down there with you, because there’s more. And what does it do? All together now, in harmony: IT GETS WORSE! Thank you.
Boebert’s opponent Adam Fritsch – Do you promise to serve your full term even if your dream job of becoming a Fox News commentator comes open?
Boebert – My dream job is actually being a mom of 4 boys and raising my goats. pic.twitter.com/SBGkeFVmTw
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) September 11, 2022
She is far more equipped to raise goats than perform in her present occupation, no argument there. Let’s give her that dream.
Uh oh, the word got out. Now the suicide rate among goats is going up. Watch.
— Last of the boomers. (@RobbyKnight) September 11, 2022
The goat’s reaction makes perfect sense to me. If she had said her dream job was to live amongst sexagenarian bloggers in Nevada, I would have gone head first off the balcony. Fuck it.
Here’s a tape you’ll enjoy, with the hash tag #ProsecuteBoebert.
This is what @laurenboebert thinks we “need more like” in D.C.:#ProsecuteBoebert pic.twitter.com/G0gjBLjBql
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈🇺🇸 (@AmoneyResists) September 11, 2022
I think she’s going down in flames. I think she got in on the freak ticket, when Trump was riding high. She can’t cut the mustard, she never was able to, the freak show was all she had going. I think Colorado has had enough of the freak show.
Put it this way: if she gets reelected and is in Congress with Harriet the Hag Hageman, I fear for the Rocky Mountain west. I hope Colorado has more sense than Wyoming.
Well good voters of Fuckbucket Colorado, it’s your duty to make Lauren’s dream job becomes her new reality.
*smirk*
Twitter is fine, just fine, with her realizing her dream.
Maybe someday the scarecrow will get a brain. Damn! What the hell was that sound? Another goat, fearing the worst,(her), just jumped off the roof. Well…in fairness, maybe it’s her penis waving husband they fear.
I think it’s the sheep that fear him, but the goats fear Boebert.
Neither should be around domesticated animals, children, or bowling alleys.
I pity her goats. And her boys. There is a 50-50 chance one of them will.accidentally shoot her when they pose for her next Xmas card.
Who WOULDN’T want to raise goats?
She has no heart, no brain- she’s obviously a Republican. I’ve always thought Colorado was/is better than this. This unqualified human mess is a national embarrassment to our country & an insult to all decent Americans. Who is she? What does she want & hope to be? She is a crazy militant loud-mouth nut job who has no depth, no intellect, no compassion, no dignity, no common sense, no good judgment, no shame & is a waste of our time, space & money. The whole idea that the American taxpayers are paying this propagandist lunatic to rant & rave & spread her hate & bigotry is reprehensible. She votes AGAINST the American people EVERY TIME. For example, she voted against putting a price cap on insulin for Americans with diabetes, many of whom die because they can’t afford insulin. Maybe peple in Colorado don’t get diabetes or maybe they are all so rich they don’t care how much it costs. And maybe they could use a wake-up call informing them that this woman is ruining their lives with her hatred & bigotry. She also has a police arrest record, as does her husband for exposing himself to underage teens in the bowling alley. Do the voters of her district, really respect her? Do they approve of her bad judgment & quest for personal attention? I hope they become “woke” in Nov & throw out this hideous waste of humanity with the rest of the morning-after trash. Please