“One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus, one toke over the line.” — Brewer and Shipley
For reasons which we hope will soon become apparent, Donald Trump is deathly afraid of this New York investigation by the attorney general’s office. He has stonewalled it since day one. He has refused to sit for a deposition or to produce documents. He has appealed and cried and pissed and moaned every step of the way. Ergo, we can only assume that there is something colossal which Leticia James’ team has uncovered and Trump can’t handle it being revealed.
Today he cranked out another one of his emailed statements to the press. It reeks of both panic and self-pity. And the last line is comical.
Let’s dive right in.
Donald, we hate to break it to you, but Jesse James, Billy the Kid and Al Capone were all GUILTY! Are you sure that’s the analogy you want to make? Maybe you should be comparing yourself to persecuted saints or other martyrs of history, rather than lawbreakers who eluded the law for decades before they were finally brought to justice.
And he wants to get his reputation back? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is a bit like the class whore who wants to get her virginity back, ten years, two divorces and five kids down the line. Good luck.
Maybe this is what is bothering Trumpty.
RNC paying this?? Remember when Trump said he would rather fly on his big beautiful jet rather than on Air Force One. Well that big beautiful broken jet now is under seizure and will be sold for storage fees The airport spokesman said "we are an airport not a parking lot."
— NeedTruth! (@Dee452597) April 7, 2022
Ya spose he doesn’t want other New Yorkers to know that his big beautiful jet has birds nests in the engines, and peeled paint and it will go for peanuts at auction? Is that it? Or, that AG James found out how much he lied to Forbes about his money so that he could get on its billionaire’s list? Maybe that? Donald is cranked up about something, that much we know.
Maybe we’ll know more in a few days. Saturday is the big North Carolina rally. Here’s Trump’s ad for that. You don’t want to miss it. Madison Cawthorn is speaking as well.
?North Carolina, President Trump has a message for you!?
Click here to RSVP: https://t.co/OyCOiikB7i #ncsen #ncpol pic.twitter.com/6ceIiKuo6V
— Ted Budd (@TedBuddNC) April 6, 2022
Trump is now doing self-parody, there’s no question in my mind. I only wonder if he realizes it?
He’s forgotten, assuming he ever knew, that they got Al Capone on tax charges. Billy the Kid was shot by another guy. (Jesse James didn’t do so well, either.)
How many Lies can be packed in to one email?! And Traitor Tot’s reputation as a liar and a sub-moronic batshit crazy a$$-clown and psychopathic malignant narcissist has only grown tremendously Since 2015! So he has no worries there!!
A paraphrase of Harlan Ellison’s story “Knox” seems to be in order…ahem…
Donald Trump is.
A man who.
Doesn’t remember much about the past.
If he ever knew it.
When does Hillary come out reminding Donald of how many investigations SHE was subjected to? Not to mention the unstated plan for the GOP to begin non-stop investigations the very second that she took the oath of office?
And Bill Clinton might want to remind Donald of the number of investigations that HE was subjected to as President–and how he actually sat through depositions and answered the questions (with the GOP not giving two shits about his immunity because he was President; in fact, they were the ones arguing at the time that the President was not above the law–quite unlike their counterparts of two decades later).
So he headed every poll? What about the tally from 2016 or 2020 when he came SECOND in the popular vote? (Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Joe Biden in 2020)
A mollusk crawling across the ocean floor has more self awareness than this bag of cosmic scum.
Innocent people answer questions and provide proof exculpatory evidence. Guilty people hide everything.
Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.
FYI,Fat Donnie claimed he was worth 10billion. Forbes says *maybe* 2 billion at most. Most of that is tied up.in properties ,and he has 450million in debts to Putin’s oligarchs.. That money is coming due soon, and he appear s to have a major cash flow problem , hence his farming all.over Vlad
If he were president Ukraine would be in Russian hands right noe. He likely would have sent troops to help,which might finally have Bern a bridge too.far for the few,Rs who aren’t completely insane. These days the right side of Congress is a locked ward. They ate calling the left “groomers” but so.far the pedophiles and ephebophiles all seem to be Rs:
Gym.Jordan
Denny Hastert
Roy Moore
Matt Gaetz.
Trump’s continued self interests are amplified now that he is SO CLOSE to being harvested by a crew of nasty federal police ,,, fully warranted to deliver him to a holding area, close to the almighty judge’s bench where they are lining up reams of reference evidence with entries by well-informed witnesses, a situation that may reduce this cretin to a puddle of toxic chemicals … His un-covered history of criminal activities is SO bad and there is NO magic wand to make it go away … NOW his only option may be to plead guilty on all counts, reducing his long membership in a secure prison to a simple life term as his health and age does not bode well, even at 10-20 years in bright orange jump suits + being denied Whoppers for breakfast lunch and dinner …
His old jet was a death trap even in the last few runs he used it for … scrap metal may be its only value, a problem to find anyone risking it to fly it out, could require the salvage team to show up with saws and a broom squad to reduce it to fit in their trucks, of course, by now the old fuel still in its tanks will be contaminated too much to salvage as well …
Poor old Trump, will sound like that big balloon someone is using to play the dissolving sound … free-fall through his gates to hell …