As anybody here who has ever worked retail knows, November 1 is the day that the Jack O’Lanterns are cleared away, the Halloween costumes go on sale at 75% off, and the rush for Thanksgiving and Christmas starts full throttle.
And guess which tacky conman is right on top of it? Yep. If anybody knows the veracity of P.T. Barnum’s edict, “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public,” it is Dimestore Donald.
Now I will give Trump credit for this. This is so unspeakably tacky, even for him, that it’s almost genius. The thought crossed my mind to get a roll of this crap and send presents wrapped in it, but I immediately abandoned it because I’m not going to put a nickel in his pocket. But I’ll bet there are a certain number of libs who will buy it, and if so, the joke’s on them, he’s got your money. Here’s the rest of his email pitch, if you’re not on his mailing list.
President Trump asked us to personally reach out to you because he wants to make sure you get our NEW Trump Gift Wrapping Paper in time for Christmas.
He requested that we give PRIORITY ACCESS to a small group of his BEST supporters, like YOU.
We haven’t released this to the general public yet, so for today ONLY you can get our iconic Trump Gift Wrapping Paper before ANYONE ELSE. […]
President Trump really wants YOU to have this wrapping paper FIRST, Friend, so make sure to get yours TODAY before it’s sold out.
This offer is only available to you for TODAY, so please place your order IMMEDIATELY. >>
I want to have some wrapping paper made with MT’s mug on it. But instead of “Seasons Greetings” it will say “F%*& Kreesmus”.
So crappy, you won’t find them at the 99-Cent store. Not even after Christmas.
So typical, cheesy schlock at its finest.
The answer to the question in the title is YES!
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No “gold” wrapping paper with the Drumph logo on?
Reminds me of a SNL skit featuring a chain smoking, sleazy dan Aykroyd playing a pitchman being interviewed at christmas, selling a big clear bag of broken glass. He kept saying, ” u know. For the kids at Christmas.” The American public. Too fucking stupid for hell itself.
And it’s only 1.98! It’s a steal! You can’t find a bag of glass cheaper anywhere!
Damn. I forgot about Johnny switchblade adventure punk. So barbie has to take a blade now & again….guess that’s the toys ms Greene got as a child…or maybe the chainsaw bear. Thanks 4 the video.
A former president selling cheesy junk on the internet. Well, what would you expect from a white trash traitor?
If he ever sees the inside of a prison cell, he’ll try selling the Trump collection jump suits with the Trump logo, and for those bachelorette parties the tear away version – same cheap material as the regular ones but for double the money.
Ha, I was thinking the same thing, use to wrap a gag gift (note the double meaning in this case). Like you, I couldn’t rationalize giving that fool a dime, let alone 3500 of them.
Plus, if you didn’t use a throw-away email address, you’d turn your inbox into a SPAM sewer.
I’m still unsubscribing from mailing lists spawned by the likes of DSCC, DCCC, DNC, Act Blue, etc.
Hey, does it come in convenient 4” rolls. I need it to clean something near and dear to me. I’m sure Donald would understand seeing as he’s a complete one. Make sure it’s the extra soft version. The skin tissue in this area is rather sensitive.